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hard hard hard~~~!!!! please...another hint...TT_TT
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habeas corpus
hacker
haiku
Halotosis
Hamsterdam
Hanukkah
happiness
harmony
hate
hater
HDTV
heart
heathen
heavy metal
Hell
helpful
hero
heroic
heroin
heroin addict
heroine
hide
high

man this is hard!!!



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habeas corpus
a trivial entry in a list of words from a dead language now only of historical interest.
hacker
1. a self-involved twerp who considers a fraudulent or manipulative phone call to be computer programming.
2. a similar type of man-monkey that goes through youth smashing, deceiving, invading, violating, defacing, and stealing then cries like an 8-year-old girl once caught and given prison time.
3. one so devoid of creativity and the inspiration requisite for eureka moments, tireless systematic “hacking” of mind numbing digital minutia is the only way to accomplish anything of seeming intelligence.
4. any retard who can count to 255 and then a few numbers higher.
5. a post graduate D&D freak or Accutane addict who can type “rm -rf /” or URL encode a configuration string.
more at cracker.
haiku
1. sophistication for the simple.
2. in Japan a form of poetry which is by definition about the seasons and nature; in America any piece of crap seventeen syllables in length.
3. a writing exercise perfectly suited to special education.
Halotosis
a condition afflicting most hard core gamers.
Hamsterdam
what’s the matter with you? are you insane?
Hanukkah
a desperate bid by Jewish parents everywhere to prevent their children from converting in droves each December; its limited success due to the fact that eight days of socks, underwear, and potato pancakes cannot hold a candle, let alone eight, to Dream House Barbie and GI Joe.
happiness
1. sad complacency.
2. the upside to a good manic.
3. waking up from a heavy night of drinking and then discovering funds still reside in one’s bank account.
harmony
1. naturalist term describing a bloody, vicious struggle where the murder and birth rates manage to stay in step.
2. popular culture term describing a velvet painting of a smiling lion peacefully surrounded by lambs; a similar portrait of Native Americans.
hate
1. an indigestible dish traditionally served in a bottomless bowl.
2. a jewel with a Mohs’ value of 10.
3. hat with an e on the end; isn’t that silly? don’t you feel better about it all now?
hater
a manipulative criticism against the critics wise to one’s manipulative tactics; the equivalent of saying, “You are,” in a sandbox twice in a row before the other kid has actually said anything.
HDTV
a drug oriented cable access show that’s been canceled.
heart
1. a palpitating vessel in the chest area of many living creatures, which over time and use decreases substantially in strength and relevance.
2. an offering of another’s generosity to oneself, as in, “Have a heart.”
3. a crucial organ associated with happiness and well-being, the decay of which can be measured approximately by glancing back at the dreams in one’s recent past, and then mulling over, repeatedly, one’s current, mind-numbing inability to raise a finger to change the situation.
heathen
one of the early or primitive races of man, so spiritually backward as to pray out of doors and fabricate idols from materials far inferior to Carrera marble.
heavy metal
what was considered by parents to be non-musical and dangerous before rap came along.
Hell
1. a fictitious land in Christian mythology of eternal punishment and torment.
2. Los Angeles.
3. a place of perpetual certainty; e.g., sure as hell; when hell freezes over.
4. Detroit.
5. the final destination of all political inroads.
6. Sacramento’s Greyhound bus depot.
helpful
1. unconscious.
2. easy.
3. forgetful.
hero
a word which clearly demonstrates the evolutionary action of single point mutation.
heroic
that which, through positive excellence, implicates others of positive lack; antonym, you.
heroin
a substance which if God made anything better would have to destroy you even faster.
heroin addict
a musician; also an entertainer without either a social calendar or money for good coke.
heroine
the counter stereotype of the dated male hero; a powerful woman capable of saving a vulnerable, defenseless, or otherwise pitiable male character at the crucial point of some grievous experience or circumstance, e.g., heroin.
hide
the part of one’s body which is most often pale, therefore in need of tanning.
high
1. the position of being elevated, sometimes tremendously, above a sheet of concrete.
2. the state of intoxication which effectively removes one from directly perceiving reality.
3. happy; fulfilled; joyous.
high school
1. a three to four year training camp in pandering to mob rule.
2. pre-secondary school, post-playground.
3. the never never land of teenage potheads.
hippy
1. anyone who names a child something not found in the Bible.
2. a dedicated Communist, minus any possible work ethic or hygienic awareness.
historian
one who studies the passed.
history
a literary genre characterized by its liberal usage of symmetry.
histrionics
the genre of journalism comprising opinion editorial, eulogy and obituary, and especially warblogging.
Hitler, Adolf
1. a man to be remembered historically as having had exceptional charisma, and a tragic overconfidence in German coats.
2. the secret nickname of any German with an accent or a natty, rectangular mustache.
holiday
1. British for vacation.
2. French for workday.
Holland
land of all things cute and lovely, from delft blue porcelain and tulips to heroin and double-dutch hooker action; also, the land of blood for diamonds.
Holocaust, the
the answer to a question which resulted in a grade of zero and a long term separation of the desks of the students caught sharing papers.
homesick
forgetful; drowsy; inebriated and maudlin.
homo habilis
Latin for handyman; one good with tools; a mechanic.
homophobic
a condition typified by an irrational fear of what is the same; e.g., “Tom had never believed he was homophobic until he discovered Stephen King’s new novel at the airport lounge giftshop.”
homosexual
what your soul-mate is most likely to be—if you are hetero.
honest
1. adhering to, agreeing with; expressing only the safest opinions.
2. hurtful, sadistic.
hope
1. cordial language for desperation; e.g., “He hopes to have his dictionary published any day now.”
2. a thing with “wings” as told by the Bard or with “feathers” as related by the Shut-in; either serves, serving either the diner or the haberdasher.
hopeless
1. Sunday night television.
2. an artist with a credit card.
3. life on minimum wage.
4. life on middling wages with Internet stock options.
5. life on a large salary.
6. any family playing Risk or Monopoly on or near Christmas.
horoscope
a cute, arbitrarily personalized poem to read between distressing thoughts of what’s really going on.
see also US Constitution.
however
a synonym for “but,” especially ironic because the word is used by those who can be properly called by the orifice which inhabits the aforementioned homonym; what?
see joke.
HTML
1. Hurtful, Terrible, Mean Language.
2. that which continues to allow majenta an Internet presence.
human interest
idiom, that which is uninteresting; especially as human interest story.
human resources
1. strip mining for souls.
2. a type of natural resource in drastically short supply; it is believed the earth will be exhausted of this resource by the year 2020.
Humanist
one who worships humans as divine creators and givers of life; a loving son or daughter.
humility
the proudest of possessions.
humorless
1. on hold.
2. hitching a ride before assessing the driver to be a relentless fan of Kenny G.
3. hiccups regarding a perfectly good insurance scam, having already planned out how to spend the majority of the claim.
Hussein, Saddam
perhaps the chief cause of evil in the world—former chiefs have included Idi Amin, Joseph Stalin, and 1938 Gold Medalist in Oration, Adolf Hitler; with the removal of Saddam Hussein we expect to get to the bottom of the pile any day now.
hymenectomy
a surgical procedure meant to increase or cement one’s social standing; orally applied anesthetics such as flunitrazepam can ease the pain, and even the memory, of the procedure.
hyperbole
1. a dialect of English native to Generation X.
2. n, describing any statement, expressed idea, or feeling with which one disagrees.
HyperDictionary
Noah Webster exhumed and on the tweak.
compare with UrbanDictionary.
hypocrite
1. one whose vanity exceeds one’s sense of humor.
2. a Christian with material wealth, a Buddhist with material wealth, a Communist with material wealth, or a Muslim.

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all of them is wrong??
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i mean ' all of them are wrong'?
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huh??? what's the word? please?
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I HATE YOU!!!
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this fourm seems dead
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i've always hated you!
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Posted 6/11/08
well then.... answer my riddle now....^^

who's the one who always making hitsugaya-taichou annoyed but still the best help indeed....?
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matsumoto rangiku!! hehe xD
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believe what you want..
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Holy crap thats a long list......
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i don't know the answer that's y i'm guessing stuff .. your stupid
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huh? your suppose to answer the riddle inu and not telling something.... *sigh*
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Posted 8/29/08
thats easy anieko its you
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i am right now!
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Posted 8/29/08
so~.... are we going to continue the riddle?
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yes but we need aineko
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