Funny & Sick JOKES!!
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Posted 11/17/07
Why is your penis better than a credit
card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as
much as she wants


LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found
out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!

MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!


A couple recently married was happy
with the whole thing. He was happy
with the hole, and she was happy with
the thing.


A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and
says: You want to play magic. She
says: What is that? He says: We go
Home, screw, and then you disappear.

Teacher asked: Which part of the body
goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied : The legs...because
everynight I see my mum's legs up high
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".



Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to
school?

Pupil : Because I heard my sister's
boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT
YOUR PUSSY".



MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger
touches your vagina say "DON'T". And
if he touches your breast say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I
told him DON'T STOP!!!!



GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh s--t, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR
TONGUE!!!
Posted 11/17/07
check the thread index before posting.

Jokes Thread
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=1671

and ur content is pretty uh.... yah....

let's just say ur thread is doomed for lockage.

lock hammer request?
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Posted 11/17/07
I find this thread very innapropriate and like thefinalword said it'll probably be locked
Posted 11/17/07
uh okay
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Posted 11/18/07
I was really disappointed once I realized the OP didn't include a dead baby joke.

That said:

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender.

How do you get them out again?

With Doritos.
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Posted 11/18/07
Okay...
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Posted 11/18/07
ugh.

gonna get locked soon..
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Posted 11/18/07

thefinalword wrote:

check the thread index before posting.

Jokes Thread
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=1671


^-^ Please use that thread- thanks!

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