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Posted 6/1/08
I had a horrible experience with this stuff. if you have to share your stories.

It all started when my cousin came over from Carolina last night. He booked a hotel for me and my bro to stay for the night with him. We were thinking of what we can do at 5 am in the morning. kroger was still open so my cousin say ill give you ten bucks to rub bengay on your balls/penis.
I had no idea how this stuff worked. I was like why? He said it has a cool feeling to it.
So I said okay. we went in and bought EXTRA strength icyhot bengay.
We found an abandoned parking lot and he handed me a hand full of the stuff.
I rubbed all over that area. At first it felt alright, like he said a cool sensation.
10 seconds later. it starts burning worse and worse.
Im in a parking lot 5 in the morning screaming and running around. I actually thought i was gonna die lol. This was worst than childbirth. I screamed for half an hour while running around the lot.
I eventually ended up in the fetal position moaning like a whale on concrete.
after a few more minutes I was able to walk back to the hotel.
The stuff was on my boxers, so i had to walk back with my pants down. my genitals felt completely shriveled and burned. I went to the bathroom and tried to clean up and throw away the boxers but it still burned. after further inspection, my balls were completely red.
My cousin and bro are laughing their ass off.
A nice cooling effect came again while watched tv.
This was the worst pain I have EVER felt. Havent had a boner since.
Posted 6/1/08
lol wtf?
Never tried Bengay...
The last part was hilarious "Havent had a boner since." rofl
Posted 6/1/08
LMAO ! That post is pretty funny . And welcome back ~
Posted 6/1/08
hawhawhaw...
theres this kid name Ben in my class and we all call him Ben-Gay
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Posted 6/1/08
feel srry for u but dat was funny. but y would u even do it. u should of let them do it first
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Posted 6/1/08
What is Bengay?.. hah Lol your story is funny.. Nice Raikuga, i love your post today. Ü
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Posted 6/1/08
hehehehe ^_^
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Posted 6/1/08
Just because your ban is up does not mean you can continue these threads.

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