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Neutering
Posted 6/1/08 , edited 6/1/08

Raikuga wrote:


asamiueto wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

what do you think of it?? have you had a pet that went through this??

i have a story that i can share. but only if someone wants to hear.


dont want bitches reporting it.


tell it


okay long read

So i had to get my dog neutered. He was a happy dog we just didnt want him to get in the neighbors yard and do stuff to the neighbors female dog.
It wasnt my choice, my dad fucking said it had to be done. i should have gave him a balaclava beatdown right there, but i was buzzed on the jack and said ''sure yeah yeah''
my dog hopped into the truck and enjoyed the ride.
fast forward when my dog got back home. he had no balls. he was depressed as hell.
i looked at him and said what they do to ya??
he gave me this bitch ass look and went into a corner. ive never seen him like this. i dont think our relationship will be the same. i was hella mad. got in the benz and got that sh1t going 155 mph.
im thinking of going back to get lil T and the crew and go to the vet. Demand that my dog gets his balls back. if he says no were gonna persuade him forcefully. im gonna bust him up with my strong assed self.
so we get there im like ''give back the balls of my homey''
hes like WTF??
I hit with these 17s and he flew across the patients bed. he took out this bitch ass knife
i let his slow ass get up. tries cutting me. he missed like 10 times. motherfuckers gassed as hell, i give him this mean ass look and he starts crying and sh1t like some kinda pussy.
''Alreight he said.
took me into a lab of animal balls, for to get for my furry homey.
saw a pair of tiger balls and said ''those''
bitch said no those were very hard to get. im like for real??
he nodded......i bitch slapped so fast he couldnt complete the nod. flexed my 17s and he handed them over.
lil T kicked him in the balls and we rode out.
Gave the tiger balls to my dog, stapled that shit on him. my dog was happy as can be.
i was like fuck yeah, now go in the neighbors yard and test them out.



YOU SIR are a genius at writing imaginitive stories.



As for me I have no pets that require nutering.
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Posted 6/1/08

blablabla9876 wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


asamiueto wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

what do you think of it?? have you had a pet that went through this??

i have a story that i can share. but only if someone wants to hear.


dont want bitches reporting it.


tell it


okay long read

So i had to get my dog neutered. He was a happy dog we just didnt want him to get in the neighbors yard and do stuff to the neighbors female dog.
It wasnt my choice, my dad fucking said it had to be done. i should have gave him a balaclava beatdown right there, but i was buzzed on the jack and said ''sure yeah yeah''
my dog hopped into the truck and enjoyed the ride.
fast forward when my dog got back home. he had no balls. he was depressed as hell.
i looked at him and said what they do to ya??
he gave me this bitch ass look and went into a corner. ive never seen him like this. i dont think our relationship will be the same. i was hella mad. got in the benz and got that sh1t going 155 mph.
im thinking of going back to get lil T and the crew and go to the vet. Demand that my dog gets his balls back. if he says no were gonna persuade him forcefully. im gonna bust him up with my strong assed self.
so we get there im like ''give back the balls of my homey''
hes like WTF??
I hit with these 17s and he flew across the patients bed. he took out this bitch ass knife
i let his slow ass get up. tries cutting me. he missed like 10 times. motherfuckers gassed as hell, i give him this mean ass look and he starts crying and sh1t like some kinda pussy.
''Alreight he said.
took me into a lab of animal balls, for to get for my furry homey.
saw a pair of tiger balls and said ''those''
bitch said no those were very hard to get. im like for real??
he nodded......i bitch slapped so fast he couldnt complete the nod. flexed my 17s and he handed them over.
lil T kicked him in the balls and we rode out.
Gave the tiger balls to my dog, stapled that shit on him. my dog was happy as can be.
i was like fuck yeah, now go in the neighbors yard and test them out.



YOU SIR are a genius at writing imaginitive stories.



As for me I have no pets that require nutering.


I try
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Posted 6/1/08
This one got a hour to see where it was going, it went no where, sorry.

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