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has anyone had any funny experiences at a club??
what do you think of clubs??
I have a story about one of my nights if anyone wants to hear.
Posted 6/2/08 , edited 6/2/08
OMG LAWLZ!! RAIKUGA, I WANNA HEAR!!!

I wanna hear about Little T!
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Posted 6/2/08
So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy [email protected] from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.


im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity in this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n sh1t trying to get a glimpse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n sh1t, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this sh1t, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy sh1t, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their sh1t messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel sh1t since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n sh1t, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a sh1t eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some sh1t, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint got shit on yours truly. Got military people coming to my house and sh1t now wanting me to be some kinda of secret weapon.




w2hen i say im built for this sh1t i mean it.
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Posted 6/2/08

Eudd wrote:

OMG LAWLZ!! RAIKUGA, I WANNA HEAR!!!

I wanna hear about Little T!


read up. yeah lil t was there dont worry always got my homie by my side
Posted 6/2/08
^ LOL RAIKUGA!!

LOL You blocked a fucking bullet!! LOL!!
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Eudd wrote:

^ LOL RAIKUGA!!

LOL You blocked a fucking bullet!! LOL!!


that pussy ass bullet felt like a mosquito

felt that shit when i got home though. i napped it off no fucking bandages required

Posted 6/2/08
Ah , Raikuga . XD * high-fives *
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Elatan_Sti wrote:

WOW RAIKUGA is so AWESOME like a super hero!!! you stopped a bullet with your vest


Raikuga= Awesome-ness


fuck yeah didnt even get my italian suit dirty
Posted 6/2/08

Raikuga wrote:
that pussy ass bullet felt like a mosquito

felt that shit when i got home though. i napped it off no fucking bandages required



yo dat's mad straight up g. dat's some gangsta shit! but you ain't got no skillz like mine. cuz mah body can stop nukes. those pussyass bullets are just like grains of sand yo.
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Posted 6/2/08

Eudd wrote:


Raikuga wrote:
that pussy ass bullet felt like a mosquito

felt that shit when i got home though. i napped it off no fucking bandages required



yo dat's mad straight up g. dat's some gangsta shit! but you ain't got no skillz like mine. cuz mah body can stop nukes. those pussyass bullets are just like grains of sand yo.


no skillz?? you dont want me, lil t and da crew to come over and mangle some sh1t up do ya?

DO YA????
Posted 6/2/08
i went to this club called Myspace the club (yeah P.R is not that strict with i.d's) anyway their was this group from the U.S and they put the soulja boy song and they started to do the soulja boy dance omg lol they looked like mindless zombies doing the macarena or something hahahahahahahaha
Posted 6/2/08

Raikuga wrote:


Eudd wrote:


Raikuga wrote:
that pussy ass bullet felt like a mosquito

felt that shit when i got home though. i napped it off no fucking bandages required



yo dat's mad straight up g. dat's some gangsta shit! but you ain't got no skillz like mine. cuz mah body can stop nukes. those pussyass bullets are just like grains of sand yo.


no skillz?? you dont want me, lil t and da crew to come over and mangle some sh1t up do ya?

DO YA????


da crew? shit yo, i ain't need no crew to back me up. i'ma one man army cuz i run shit like dat. yo man, i'm mad conditioned. 1 of mah torpedo kick can knock the shit outta a tank. you don't wanna mess wid this jacked nigga yo.
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Posted 6/2/08
raikuga stories r always funny.i like how u tell them. guess its ur daily life
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Posted 6/2/08 , edited 6/2/08

Eudd wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Eudd wrote:


Raikuga wrote:
that pussy ass bullet felt like a mosquito

felt that shit when i got home though. i napped it off no fucking bandages required



yo dat's mad straight up g. dat's some gangsta shit! but you ain't got no skillz like mine. cuz mah body can stop nukes. those pussyass bullets are just like grains of sand yo.


no skillz?? you dont want me, lil t and da crew to come over and mangle some sh1t up do ya?

DO YA????


da crew? shit yo, i ain't need no crew to back me up. i'ma one man army cuz i run shit like dat. yo man, i'm mad conditioned. 1 of mah torpedo kick can knock the shit outta a tank. you don't wanna mess wid this jacked nigga yo.


you aint got no crew cuz aint earned respect like i have. i run sh1t in this town well wreck you.

even lil T will own you
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Posted 6/2/08

chinita333 wrote:

raikuga stories r always funny.i like how u tell them. guess its ur daily life


YEAH NUTHIN BUT ANOTHER DAY for my strong self
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