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has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.
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Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt beat up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.
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Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt bet up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.



you never really do this shit do you...o well your stories are fun to read when your bored
Posted 6/5/08
LOL! That was fun to read. The part when the female gorilla got fresh was funny.
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krnsoldierofGod wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt bet up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.



you never really do this shit do you...o well your stories are fun to read when your bored


hell yeah i do this stuff.

just anotha day ya know

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Posted 6/5/08

Raikuga wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt bet up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.



you never really do this shit do you...o well your stories are fun to read when your bored


hell yeah i do this stuff.

just anotha day ya know




ok then post a picture of you flexing your "muscles" holding up a crunchyroll sign
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I came across a fawn a few feet from the trail, and it was just laying there in the grass. I took a few pictures of it, but I was literally close enough to pet it, I also saw a robins nest in the ground, needless to say I ate well that night. XD
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Posted 6/5/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt bet up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.



you never really do this shit do you...o well your stories are fun to read when your bored


how i know dis aint a trap. i got people trying to take my throne left and right.
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Posted 6/5/08

Raikuga wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt bet up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.



you never really do this shit do you...o well your stories are fun to read when your bored


how i know dis aint a trap. i got people trying to take my throne left and right.



dang you figured me out, how you know I was setting a trap on you
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@Raikuga: *faceslaps & ROFLMAO*

anyway don't about wild life experiences but i've eaten a few wild life at the province..

1. snakes
2. frogs
3. monitor lizard
4. bat
5. some animal but they said it was monkey.. i dunno
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i accidentally got a monkey run over by a car in india... haunts me to this day
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Posted 6/5/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt bet up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.



you never really do this shit do you...o well your stories are fun to read when your bored


how i know dis aint a trap. i got people trying to take my throne left and right.



dang you figured me out, how you know I was setting a trap on you

knowledge comes wit experience son
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Nice story you got there raikuga
Posted 6/5/08
god damn it!

this is a subtle version of /b/!

though the story made me lol'd
Posted 6/5/08
I laughed so hard at this.

I guess to answer your question....if that was your intention on making this thread (or was it just another opportunity to write your little stories?)

When I was little I was in Texas at some animal park and I was chasing this little rabbit. It went behind this shed and then next thing I know I was ambushed by 4 geese. Mind you I was little so the geese and I were the same size. Pretty scary.
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