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lmfao that long story was funny lmfaoooooooo.

i touched a wild puppy. i think i got rabies once.. =]

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Awesome.
Posted 6/5/08

Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt beat up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.


crunchyroll should make you a mod and give you a free star
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Posted 6/5/08 , edited 6/5/08

asamiueto wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt beat up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.


crunchyroll should make you a mod and give you a free star


i know seriously. im fighting gorillas and sh1t just for you guys reading pleasure
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i lived in panama or 16 years (since i borned till i moved to usa) well everything chased me...dog/roster/ducks/cows/aligators/snakes/big friggin turtles/ and even birds... bet that Xd leaving near of a orest FTW... the only thing that i hated back then was the friggings mosquitos..
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Posted 6/5/08

Akemi_Ziyah wrote:

I laughed so hard at this.

I guess to answer your question....if that was your intention on making this thread (or was it just another opportunity to write your little stories?)

When I was little I was in Texas at some animal park and I was chasing this little rabbit. It went behind this shed and then next thing I know I was ambushed by 4 geese. Mind you I was little so the geese and I were the same size. Pretty scary.


holy s...the frigging geese bite very hard u must smack em or they will keep bitting....but i been chased by aligators once in a river when i was looking for a place for fishing, i was so scared, aligators runs very fast xd, never look back or ull get caught just run xD
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Posted 6/5/08

Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


asamiueto wrote:


Raikuga wrote:


Pawn_offensive wrote:


Raikuga wrote:

has anyone had any crazy nature or wildlife experiences?? share your stories.
i have one for those that want to read.


tell me pls im an eager reader


alrighty.

mods pls dont lock because i posted my story.


so im chillin at da crib wit lil T and and all of a sudden an advertisement comes on. im sippin on a bottle o jack and getting a buzz. some advertisement comes up about some safari or some sh1t. i tell da crew '' we king of this city why aint we king of da jungle?? im pretty sure i can woop somes lions ass and become king'' the crew nodded.
next thing ya know im hoppin in da benz wit lil t and we goin like 155 str8 into da safari zone
people start takin pictures and sh1t of me. dont know if its because im famous round here or if they think im some kinda king of da jungle. slap some fatasses camera out his hand cuz da flash pissed me off. some bitch ass tried to tranquilize me. i took like 50 shots and rushed his ass into a big ass tree. he went flyin like a kangaroo on steroids.
i look over and see lil t gettin mauled by a gorilla. im like ''T get yo ass up dont tell me you cant beat no gorilla''. lil t is screaming and shit like a bitch. i got tired of that shit and stared at the gorilla with such intensity he mustve sensed my killer instinct cuz he ran off like he part of da kenya sprinting team.
i flex my 18s and a gorilla female tries to feel on me. but im like '' naw humans only'' turns out da female was the most wanted of all the male gorillas. theres like 20 of em rushing towards me. da safari crew is scared shitless.
next thing ya know lil t gets in da benz like some james bond shit. he so injured he can barely turn the steering wheel. i rush to the car. after seeing lil t so beat up, i got pissed cuz he was my homey and i was pissed dat my crew member couldnt beat up one weak ass gorilla.
im like '' f*** dis shit'' and start runnin over gorillas left and right in da benz.
it was like a movie action flick blood and sh1t flyin everywhere. i almost forgot about the 50 tranqs i took. all of them on da battlefield motionless. safari crew is speachless.
all i told them was ''just another day fo my strong ass self.'' and drive back to the crib.
i jumped on da couch and made lil t pick out my tranqs as punishment for his weak ass display of strength. i see myself on da news and im laughin my ass off still buzzed on da jack.


crunchyroll should make you a mod and give you a free star


i know seriously. im fighting gorillas and sh1t just for you guys reading pleasure


yeah youll make a great mod. we need a bad ass mod like you.


i dunno if these 18s had more power crunchyroll might explode.
Posted 6/5/08
There have been coyotes, turkeys, and deer in my backyard. It's hard to convince the cat to go back outside after that.
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once i was on holiday with my mom and my sisters at one of the thai islans, so they went scuba diving and i was left ong some island cause i cant dive.. but i was not alone on the island.. there were 2 super hot babes there too .. they were sun bathing topless. wow. that was and amazing experience but the down side , i was only about 10..
Posted 6/6/08

khryzalids wrote:


Akemi_Ziyah wrote:

I laughed so hard at this.

I guess to answer your question....if that was your intention on making this thread (or was it just another opportunity to write your little stories?)

When I was little I was in Texas at some animal park and I was chasing this little rabbit. It went behind this shed and then next thing I know I was ambushed by 4 geese. Mind you I was little so the geese and I were the same size. Pretty scary.


holy s...the frigging geese bite very hard u must smack em or they will keep bitting....but i been chased by aligators once in a river when i was looking for a place for fishing, i was so scared, aligators runs very fast xd, never look back or ull get caught just run xD


This is crazy because yesterday I had a dream that I was being chased by crazed alligators lol. I woke up terrified to get out of my bed.
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Posted 6/6/08
i fed a baby tiger with milk. that's counted as an experience right? and oh, we saw two armadillo's cuddling and doing the deed.
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ah.. wildlife experiences.. haha
One time i was walking through this large park which was at the edge of a forest. I saw a chipmunk and thought it looked cute so i took out my camera and tried to get a few shots at it. Turns out everything went wrong with the camera and the chipmunk moved away into the forest before i got a picture. I REALLY wanted a picture of the chipmunk so i followed it into the forest.. I lost it and turned back around knowing i would have to be stupid to get lost so easily. I started walking up a steep hill surrounded by trees and i suddenly tripped and fell backwards to the bottom of the hill. I hurt my arm on the way down and didnt notice that around me in all directions were hills. I had no clue which one led back to the park and i was lost.. I picked a direction and kept on walking. I eventually came to a clearing with an old looking tree in the middle of it. I sat in front of the tree and looked around. Then i saw a deer.. It came up and laid on its back next to me. Here i am sitting and a deer, of all the shyest creatures on earth, comes up ignoring me and lies down. i move away a little and the deer gets up and gets closer and lays down again. I figured it was a coincidence and i went away a little more. The deer came closer to me and started biting my shirt.. i ran and found a fence that was too old and tall for me to climb so i turned back to look for the tree. i couldnt find the tree and turned around to go back to the fence to follow it to an exit perhaps. The problem was i couldnt find the fence now either.. I walked around the forest for about 2 hours until i heard water running and saw a sewer line. I kept walking and finally saw 2 hippies singing in the distance. I went around a field of tall grass and was able to enter the park again. I was happy to be out of the forest.. Then as i turned to look back at the forest i just came out of, i saw another chipmunk and tried to take a picture of it. This time i MISSED it and it ran into the forest. Instead of chasing it like the last one, i said "Ah, screw it, i dont have time to get lost again" and left the park to go home.

True story by the way.. It was scary..
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poisoned my neighbors dog.... o yeah the owner a big "mammal" became WILD...
so i ran for cover LOL ☻♥
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Posted 7/18/09
lol hilarious story man...u should write a book dedicated on your life
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When I lived in Wisconsin last year I had about 50 Canadian geese use my yard as their home (and toilet)
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