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Road Rage
Posted 12/22/08

aznrice2k4 wrote:

It was an attempt of humor.... I usually just got them off and show them who's boss.


When I read what you did I was like DUDE!!! HAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!! just be glad they didn't pull out a 9 mil and shoot your ass.

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Posted 12/23/08
Hate when people try to drive and send text messages. They either are still sitting at the light after it has changed or they're about to clip you because the don't have their eyes on the road.
Posted 12/24/08
Road Rage is the most funny ass shit i seen ever. some dude, tried to cut me off , and knowing how smart he was he didnt see the car ahead of him slamming his brakes haha and bam the tard rear ended the other driver . i drove by hella slow and pointed while i busted out laughing hahah
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Posted 12/25/08

R3laxed wrote:

Hate when people try to drive and send text messages. They either are still sitting at the light after it has changed or they're about to clip you because the don't have their eyes on the road.


I was nearly run over by a white guy who was not jus texting. He was typing away on his laptop while driving on the freeway... Came halfway into my lane and I was like wtf mate learn to drive whitey, asians cant merge to save their lives but honkeys dont pay any attention period. Amazing how they made nascar lol
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Posted 12/25/08 , edited 12/25/08
My dad was test-driving his new jeep when some idiot, who was joy-riding with a couple of his friends, slammed into him when he stopped because of a red light. The jerk even had the balls to demand for compensation. We tried to settle the issue in court but, after a few weeks, the bastard went into hiding and no one can tell us where he is.

It was early in the morning and my sister was driving us to school when a white sedan overtook us as we were about to make a turn. She hit the brakes, but the girl behind us lightly hit our car's bumper. The girl got out of her car and started shooting her mouth off, as we try to explain to her what happened. But all we can hear from her was "YOU RUINED MY BUMPER!!". She wouldn't listen so we left her there before traffic starts to worsen. Besides, its not like she can sue us since she was the one that bumped our car and not the other way around.

In another incident, we were going to the pool when a motorcycle came out of nowhere and, without warning, cut right in front of us. My brother was so pissed that he tail-gated the guy until he found the chance to do the same thing to him. The guy followed us up to the parking lot and he and his buddy brought out a lead pipe while my brothers grabbed anything in the toolbox that can be used as a weapon. Fortunately, security came and chased them off before the situation got out of control.

As for me, I haven't experienced getting angry or anything like that while I'm behind the wheel, not yet anyway. Most of the drivers in my family are either too aggressive or too nervous when driving, so I try to learn from their mistakes And what I learned are, when driving; stay calm, keep your cool, and try not to bother the other cars. I've had my license for over 6 years and I've been given a ticket only once, and that's because of a "No U-turn" sign that nobody can read because of a small tree that's blocking it.

I almost forgot about my Aunt. She is the most nervous driver I have ever seen. She was going to park her car and as she was about put the car to a stop, she stepped on the gas instead of the brakes and slammed at the car in front of her. She kept saying it's her driver's fault because it was his day-off.
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Posted 12/25/08
There was this guy who was tailgating me. It was a pretty narrow street so I couldn't do much, but the guy kept going at it. Started honking and yelling, so I slowed down even more and did 4 second stops. I giggled everytime I looked in the rearview. Could even picture his face.
Posted 12/25/08 , edited 12/25/08
Incident 1: Me and my dad just got finished with a football game and were driving home but of course the street is packed with civilians and motorists leaving. There was oncoming traffic to the left, and 2 lanes to the right but the far right lane was packed with "Transit buses" And of course since the traffic is packed the cars are going slow but behind us a guy in his gay ass jeep kept honking and honking at us.

Then whenever we moved forward he tried to get in the right lane and pass us which is retarded because there were tons of buses in the right lane, and if he went into the right lane it would be IMPOSSIBLE to pass anyone in the left lane due to the congestion. So he quicky bolts from the right lane back to where he was in the left lane and continued to honk his gay ass jeep horn at us, as if we could make the buses to the right of us disapear, as if we would slam into the 100 cars in front of us making them go faster. RIGHT.

Every time that jackass honked at us, I would turn my head around and just stare at the guy with a cold look, the guy in the truck didnt even look that tough, he was just some random joe I could easily mop up with a couple of hits. Ok but leaving abilities aside, the guy just pissed me off and it really ticks me off that the only reason Im upset is because someone else is stupid enough to think souding their damn horn is gonna do a thing. HORN = Emergency use, not croud control, especially when theres NOWHERE to move.

Though I can say I thoroughly enjoyed cock blocking his ass the rest of the way on the 2 lane highway, he wouldnt be getting passed me without rear ending me. And I had his lisc plate well written down. I wasnt going to let him do his maniac weaving shit from car to car, so I just went the exact same speed as the old man driving slow next to me.


Indidenct 2: Me and my friend were driving to block-buster to rent a game, and this redneck in his crapp car following us around the light tried to speed up and pass us from the right while honking at us and reving his engine sparaticly, so we sped up because he woulda made it impossible to get into the center turn lane. So he tail gating us and honking like a prick so we slammed our brakes and creeped into the turn lane. After that he drove by us REAL fast and litteraly turn into oncoming draffic RIGHT in front of a minivan.

Yep he was a angry redneck flipping us off, his car was sideways in the oncoming traffic while making some frightening faces. Me and my friend couldnt help but laugh because if he had a gun he would have obviously shot us by now. Me and my friend were cracking up and so we starting flipping him off too and it seemed to enrage him more. I then opened my door to try and provoke the guy, We werent looking fo a fight, but man I have been boxing for several years and weightlifting constantly and could easily take this guy. But besides that, he got outa his car and came over as I slammed my door closed again and we drove off making him look like a complete retard.



One of the most rewarding things in life is making people with road rage feel stupid, and/or just purely ruining there day even worse than it already is. Who are they to take there anger out on me as if they are better than me. But by doing so, I make them feel even more insignificant.
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Posted 12/25/08
wow cant beat these stories but my firends dad rebuilds old cars!!
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25 / M / Cali-4-Nyaaahhh~!
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Posted 1/13/09
The best would be....
One time I was lane splitting through traffic on my bike and some jerk opened his door as I was driving between the lane, his buddies were laughing in the car so I punched the driver side mirror in. none of them got out to say anything.
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Posted 1/18/09 , edited 1/19/09
Well i am a truck driver, so road rage is nothing new to me. In the country i live in we have a Rule that it is ok to cut out into trafik (If it isn´t hasardous). And in morning trafic it can be nessesary to do so. And this one time a guy followed me to my next stop. Stept out of his car with a tire iron, shouting shit that i couldnt care less about and smashing my side view mirror. And then i got pissed, going in to my truck and smashing hes car into the wall Payback is a bitch. Well my imployer got pissed but didnt fire me. Becuse i am Awsome. But i got a fine from the cop that got called by the store clerk. But all in all it was a good day
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Posted 1/19/09
can't help it lol
Posted 1/19/09 , edited 1/19/09
Let's see, I was driving a CRaVe (CR-V) and begin turning right at a red light. A Corolla was at a distance, leaving me a lot of room to turn. Once I turned, I floored it, because it seemed like that car was going faster than the speed limit. I keep going and that Corolla gets close as hell and then brakes at the final moment. Once he slowed down behind me, it seemed like he flipped me off, because I saw his hand go in the air. I don't mind him and keep going. Once we get into our own lanes, I stop at a light to go left. He passes me and my cousin in the passenger seat said he flipped me off again! Our arrow was green to turn, so I go slow, turn a little to the right, and highbeam and honk at him. He was lucky I didn't chase him down. I felt bad for the car in front of us, because they could be thinking I was doing it at them.
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Posted 2/6/09
road rage if i see someone else do it i piss them off even more by honking an cutting them off LOL but if i have road rage shittt i drive around them
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Posted 2/7/09
I just wave at people who seem to have road rage, I swear just act like the friendliest person in the world to the road "ragers". It pisses 'em off even more so.
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