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Chuck norris jokes?
Posted 6/17/08

war4eternity wrote:


ginger_kid wrote:


war4eternity wrote:


ginger_kid wrote:


war4eternity wrote:

It's shit and I'm sick of it. They make Chuck Norris sound like an invincible creature.


dude, he is



I bet if you run him over with a tank he would die.



I doubt it


Okay, stop being foolish, we all know he's a perfectly NORMAL human being.


gee, ya think?

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Posted 6/17/08

ginger_kid wrote:


war4eternity wrote:


ginger_kid wrote:


war4eternity wrote:


ginger_kid wrote:


war4eternity wrote:

It's shit and I'm sick of it. They make Chuck Norris sound like an invincible creature.


dude, he is



I bet if you run him over with a tank he would die.



I doubt it


Okay, stop being foolish, we all know he's a perfectly NORMAL human being.


gee, ya think?



Of course.
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Posted 6/17/08
ahahaha!!! chuck norris jokes sre funny
here are a few i know:
chuck norris won a staring contest against chuck norris

everyone wheres superman underwear, superman wears chuck norris underwear

big foot takes pictures of chuck norris

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Posted 6/17/08
Chuck Norris = God
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Posted 6/17/08 , edited 6/17/08
No I don't think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.

But that could be because I revile the ground he walks on.

I hate him, he's stupid, he's a poser, and Bruce Lee totally pwned his ass.

'nough said.

~don't quote me I refuse to argue about someone as stupid as Chuck Norris. Plus, no one will be able to convince me that he's not stupid, and I'm not trying to force you to agree with me. So, do us all a favor, and back away from the quote button~
Posted 6/17/08
haha some guy told me a CN joke today and I laughed my ass off... CN is pretty lame but makes a great subject to joke about
Posted 9/28/08
chuck norris once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. He won

The producers of 24 were thinking of hiring chuck norris as the main character. They fired him after he killed every single terrorist in the world in 12 minutes.

The producers of the terminator hired chuck norris as the main character. They decided not too after they found out that the movie was basically a biography of his life.
Posted 9/28/08

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No I don't think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.

But that could be because I revile the ground he walks on.

I hate him, he's stupid, he's a poser, and Bruce Lee totally pwned his ass.

'nough said.

~don't quote me I refuse to argue about someone as stupid as Chuck Norris. Plus, no one will be able to convince me that he's not stupid, and I'm not trying to force you to agree with me. So, do us all a favor, and back away from the quote button~


YAY I QUOTED YOU!!!
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Posted 9/28/08 , edited 9/28/08
chuck norris once got in a knife fight and the knife lost

chuck norris floats like a butterfly stings like a tamahawk missle.....at mach 3

chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands

chuck norris can count to infinity twice

chuck norris' agent once offered him a spot on Brokeback Mountain.....2 weeks later they still couldnt find the body

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Posted 9/28/08
lol, first few jokes were funny dont the rest cause the list was too damn long
Posted 9/28/08
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.


Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.


Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.


Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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Posted 9/28/08

chique_ wrote:

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.


Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.


Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.


Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.


a real charger ahahaha
Posted 9/28/08 , edited 9/28/08

moratorium wrote:


chique_ wrote:

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.


Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.


Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.


Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.


a real charger ahahaha



right?!

i liked the MC hammer and law and order ones..lol
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Posted 9/28/08

chique_ wrote:


moratorium wrote:


chique_ wrote:

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.


Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.


Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down


Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.


Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.


Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.


When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.


Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.


Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.


a real charger ahahaha



right?!

i liked the MC hammer and law and order ones..lol


in reality one of chucks favs is the one about the boogie man since he himself said it..just a random fact i saw when going around on the ner
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Posted 9/29/08
I dont get it? are they suppose to be funny?
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