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Posted 6/12/08
Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>
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Posted 6/12/08 , edited 6/12/08

pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


Itw ould have been quaint if she slapped you in the back of the head when she yelled at you.
Posted 6/12/08
That sucks mate. "/
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Posted 6/12/08
gutted.
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Posted 6/12/08
request the URL for the ad!
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Mts wrote:

request the URL for the ad!


It wasn't even remotely close to porn. You know that ad where it shows the avatar with the clothes switching around? She saw it in a bra (shown for a split second). I swear to god I'll go mad if she says something like that again.
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Posted 6/12/08
hehehe... this happens all the time to me.
Posted 6/12/08 , edited 6/12/08
Lmfao when I lived at home and when I was your age I had ecchi posters and celebrities dressed in provocative outfits all over the room, when she took it down I would just put it up again LOL got her use to it to the point she just didn't care anymore. That probably won't work with your mother lol but that worked for mine

My sister use to run in my room and start screaming "PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT!" and grab the closest thing and start smacking me with it, lol got her use to it too they both realize they can't stop me from putting these posters up
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Posted 6/12/08

pyromaniachaos777 wrote:


Mts wrote:

request the URL for the ad!


It wasn't even remotely close to porn. You know that ad where it shows the avatar with the clothes switching around? She saw it in a bra (shown for a split second). I swear to god I'll go mad if she says something like that again.


And then what would you do: Yell at her? Slap her? or run to your room eh?
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Posted 6/12/08 , edited 6/12/08

pyromaniachaos777 wrote:


Mts wrote:

request the URL for the ad!


It wasn't even remotely close to porn. You know that ad where it shows the avatar with the clothes switching around? She saw it in a bra (shown for a split second). I swear to god I'll go mad if she says something like that again.


Just suddenly jump up and turn of the monitor, and then she asks: "What was that just now?"
Then you reply: "Uh.. nothing.. nothing at all "

I'll guarantee you that she wont find it even slightly suspicious
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Posted 6/12/08 , edited 6/12/08
same here with me..
my mom comes into my room when im watching some video..and she's like WHO ARE YOU CHATTING WITH???(as in webcamming)
i try to explain..but she does it again the next time she walks into the room

also, everytime im IMing someone, and i leave the pc, she would go up to my pc and have a fun time trying to talk to my buds..apparently she thinks its fun to type..

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Posted 6/12/08
Wow...what an ouchie! My mom doesn't even care if she sees these kind of stuff on the computer while I'm using.
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pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


If you are over 13 years of age then porn shouldn't be a problem anyway. I don't know if she is ignorant or some religious fanatic but it really shouldn't be surprising to someone for something like that to happen in this day and age.

Explain to her it's not porn and even if it was it's your own fucking buisness. Or if it was me, Backhand the ho.
Posted 6/12/08
oh my - __ - ;; that sucks.. yea even my mom thinks i watch porn.. == ';;
Posted 6/12/08
so... if your mom ever saw guro pic her head would asplode huh
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