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Posted 6/12/08

Mts wrote:


Moonlight15 wrote:


Mts wrote:
lol i wish i knew so i can fight it lol
she is very strict when it comes to the internet
she thinks crunchyroll is a place where i watch tv shows
otherwise i wouldnt be here, because she doesnt want me on myspace lol


My Gosh, U need arguments, lot of them...
I'd be fighting to my grave if I was you!


thanx man lol, well im leaving my parents house in a year, so i think i will live with it for now lol
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Posted 6/12/08

pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


Ok, I'm changing the title to "internet-illiterate parents" from "Bullshit served up on a silver platte by my mom". Since the search is broken for me right now, I'm also filling a report for another mod to see if it's a duplicate.

o.O and uh, heads up mate, if I were you, i'd find a calculator you could install on a desktop. PM me later and I'll give you some suggestions.

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Posted 6/12/08
Good thing I open three to five different windows or applications whenever I use the computer.
-SCMDraft2 (SC Maps)
-Winamp
-Macromedia Flash Pro 8
-Mozilla Firefox (the usual)
-Local Folders

But it usually happens when I go to Anime or Manga sites, which is why I need to open at least three different applications to switch to from time to time.
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Posted 6/12/08
I love me some Zwinky cartoon pr0nz too
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I though the moral of the story was to never read transvesite porn while your friends and/or parents are in the room...Wait...That was my story (JK)

Seriously dude thats why you have three windows opened when you are on the computer for me it's Internet Explorer, Microsoft Word, Firefox.
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Posted 6/12/08

Dusterbayala wrote:


pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


LOL be glad you weren't parusing through the cleavage thread... THAT would have REALLY made her wonder...


Nah, she wouldn't wonder. Instead, binders would be flying all over the place, scissors would be stuck on the walls, I'd be bruised or bleeding, and my laptop would be ground to dust.
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Posted 6/12/08 , edited 6/12/08

pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


hahahahahaagagaga lulz
i know your pain my parents are fucktards at the interwebz too
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Posted 6/12/08
My mother! Haha. I have to teach her. Its alright but it gets irritating as hell after a while.
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Posted 6/12/08

pyromaniachaos777 wrote:


Dusterbayala wrote:


pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


LOL be glad you weren't parusing through the cleavage thread... THAT would have REALLY made her wonder...


Nah, she wouldn't wonder. Instead, binders would be flying all over the place, scissors would be stuck on the walls, I'd be bruised or bleeding, and my laptop would be ground to dust.


LOL so wait till she goes to bed ^.^
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Posted 6/12/08

Dusterbayala wrote:


pyromaniachaos777 wrote:


Dusterbayala wrote:


pyromaniachaos777 wrote:

Ok, so I just want to use an online calculator for my math work and go to calculator.com. All goes well until my mom walks into my room to get something. She walks up to me and sees my screen and yells out, "IS THAT PORN!?" (she was looking at some Zwinky ad *facepalm*). I tell her it's an online avatar thing and she still thinks it's something inappropriate.

Oh the horrors of having an Internet-illiterate dolt for a parent. D:>


LOL be glad you weren't parusing through the cleavage thread... THAT would have REALLY made her wonder...


Nah, she wouldn't wonder. Instead, binders would be flying all over the place, scissors would be stuck on the walls, I'd be bruised or bleeding, and my laptop would be ground to dust.


LOL so wait till she goes to bed ^.^


She goes to bed like 1~3AM. >_>

So I just go on when I hear her in a room far away from mine or when she's taking a shower. Good hearing ftw~
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Posted 6/12/08
no one cares in my house lolz.
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Posted 6/12/08
My father.He knows absolutely nothing about internet.On one occasion,he even chatted with one of my friends under the assumption that my friend is my cousin.I took a look at the history and the conversation was hilarious
Posted 6/12/08
there's a saying that you can't teach old dogs new tricks. anyways, there's no written rule that learning to use the net is compulsory to anyone.
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Posted 6/12/08
more like computer illiterate grandparents she keeps asking me how to do this or that..i've put up with it for about a year now you think she woulda got by now but nope
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