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Funniest pick up line
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Hey, what's your name again? can I just call you mine? haha.xDD
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Weirdly disturbing thread.
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I was in some Eurasian country and wanted to call my god-aunt. She had a son though, aged 16. This was what i heard,

"Hey yo sucker, whatcha wanna? Hey suck, you wanna leave a msg ? talk now. fuck you."

I was like WTH?! DAMN
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Posted 6/13/08
ive seen this thread somewhere before?
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Posted 6/13/08

Hana-Lala-Chan wrote:

Weirdly disturbing thread.


....lol sorry ....didnt know itll turn out this way
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welook wrote:

ive seen this thread somewhere before?


yea same, im sure this is duplicate
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I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Posted 6/13/08
When I saw u, i almost grew a third leg!
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my friend told a girl "DaammmN!!! is that wat ur momma gave ya? I started crackin up
Posted 6/13/08
If I had a dollar for every cute girl that I've seen, I would have one dollar right now.
Posted 6/13/08
Lol, I have some.

Hi, can I look for treasure about your chest?

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Response: Chocolate.
Really? Because mine is you.

Do you scream a lot?
Response: No.
Do you want to?

Response: It's hot here.
It must be because you're here.

Hey what's that on your back?
Response: What?
Oh, they're just angel wings.

I'm an ice cream man, so can I scoop you?
Response. o___o
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Posted 6/13/08
Your mom was good, so I figured you would be, too.
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"I have a waterbed. Let's go make some waves!"
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sitruunaperhonen wrote:

"I have a waterbed. Let's go make some waves!"


do they still make waterbeds?
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Posted 6/13/08

asamiueto wrote:


sitruunaperhonen wrote:

"I have a waterbed. Let's go make some waves!"


do they still make waterbeds?


Heh, I don't know actually.. I know only 2 guys who have one..
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