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Funniest pick up line
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23 / F / USA
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Posted 11/12/08
Seems like this thread if full of more arguments than pick-up lines. And way, here's a stupid one. I think it's a duplicate though.

"Are you tired?"
"No."
"Are you sure? Because you've been running around in my head. "
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22 / F / Philippines
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Posted 11/14/08
B: Miss are you the one who invented geometry?
G: Why?
B: Because your face is so acute...

LOL
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Posted 11/14/08
hey pretty i like ur dress, but it doesn't suit u..lolz
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25 / M / In la la la land
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Posted 11/14/08
" I know you don't know me but, I think you're cute " it worked, I already tried it xDD
Posted 11/14/08

tink2 wrote:


lAzY-aSs wrote:


iamgold wrote:


xDinnaaa wrote:

You're as cute as 3.14159


adorable... i'd date the smart guy that throws this one at me...


I second that.


I think that one had to be the cutest ever. If the guys I knew used that I would congradulate they for even comprehending what it meant lol



b-but there is no relation with cuteness and Pi...
if I am right >_<
Posted 11/14/08
"you won't get any herpes from me."
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21 / F / Sweden
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Posted 11/14/08
''Whats your name?''
''Why do you want to know?''
''I want to tell Santa what I want for Christmas ^^''

Break their heart, tell them that santa doesn't exist
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M / Florida, USA
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Posted 11/14/08 , edited 11/14/08

Tropical wrote:

''Whats your name?''
''Why do you want to know?''
''I want to tell Santa what I want for Christmas ^^''

Break their heart, tell them that santa doesn't exist


wait wait... what are you talking about?!? santa doesn't exist?? then how bout all the times hes given me presents and stuff??? i tried my best to be a good boy so i wouldnt get any coals!!

this is absurd... i dont believe you...
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M / Phlippines
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Posted 11/14/08

natOfbar wrote:

"do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"


haha that's original!!
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24 / M / Phoenix, Arizona
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Posted 11/14/08
How much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice. ahaha
my cousin used that pickup line when he saw a bitch stranded in the middle of the road at night. truthfully, it worked out fine... they are still together after one whole year.
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55 / F
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Posted 11/14/08
Some more gag-worthy pick-up lines....

"You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"

"Are you Jamaican? Cuz ja makin me crazy!"
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Guy: Did you know 93% of all women masturbate when they shower?
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yeah, the other 7% sing. And do you know WHAT they sing?
Girl: No what?
Guy: You must be one of those who masturbate then!
Girl: hahahaha (hopefully :P)

- I like you're hair! is it real?

- If I weren't gay yo would SO be mine! (only do this on people you don't know)

- who are you? and why do you wear clothes??

- I'm hungry. Do you wan't to come home with me and eat and make-out?
- Nooo...*talktalktalk*
- What? You don't like pizza?


i could go on forever. But there's no point. The important thing is how you put your lines. Your bodylanguage. Smiling. I recommend you all to read "The Game" by Neil Strauss!
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24 / M / Wales
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Posted 1/8/09
Hey babe, you just like Gilette..... your the best a man can get


XD
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21 / M / Toronto
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Posted 1/8/09
Are you Medusa? Cause you got me rock hard. XD
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30 / M / The Kingdom
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My names Peugeot... Ride of your life!
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