Funniest pick up line

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vietchigurl 8888 cr points Send Message: ○(ゝω •)○ Coming t... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/8/09 "If I could re-arrange the alphabets, I would put "u" and "i" together."
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Ithemba 713 cr points Send Message: M / New Zealand Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/8/09 Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again? B)
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coffeeluva 35648 cr points Send Message: F / CA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/8/09 YOURE THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING... or something like that... i can never remember these things cuzi dont use pickup lines.. Oo
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Zankuto 56 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / hawaii! Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 i forgot how my friend did it but it went something like this... "whoa can i see that?" *ask to see the tag thing on the back of their shirt or jacket or something i forgot what "i was right, made in heaven. "
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Noctourne 434 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Australia Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 Hey, want a raisin? ...no? How bout a date?
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FrenchVanilla 13985 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / Philippines Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 watched this in a movie practice makes perfect, but then again no one's perfect...so why practice?
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Poison-X 2167 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Europe Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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Kaibitsu 4531 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Hulle Granz Cathe... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 "My name is Will Turner, the son of bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins." Came up once as a discussion between my friends and I, this was the best we could come up with.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 BOYVIRO666 wrote: Do you take it up the ass? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck? btw this is probly a duplicate Your avatar looks like a vigana -_-
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tabatothai 697 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / Manila Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 AgentChaos wrote: lol...kk this thread is turning into a perv thread..will all the pervs plz assemble here and die?!? nay jks lol
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meee123 162 cr points Send Message: 20 / F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/9/09 24hours7days wrote: I made both of them up. "Hey girl. wanna see a palm tree between two hills?" "You know what happens if you shake my soda bottle to hard? White bubbles come out." lol, these are funny XD i think the second one is funnier.
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BeThanhOi 475 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Paradise Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/10/09 Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again. Hehe.
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AleeceNoTenshi 1186 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / Leading your nigh... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/10/09 Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising _____ you can fill in the blank ;) the other one was Nice legs what time do they open. my best guy friend called me once (prank call) and said the second one. For two weeks I walked around with a rock in my hand because I was paranoid... and then he tells me >_<
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milktea24 5463 cr points Send Message: 112 / F / somewhere over th... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/10/09 My lips have a boo-boo. Could you kiss it better? ^ Haha if someone adorably innocent and cute told me that.. XD Dayumm!!
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marshymallow 6245 cr points Send Message: 73 / F / Melotopia Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/10/09 well one that's kinda funny is: sings "Hey girl, how you doin? My name is Charlie, last name Wilson. no not really haha" makes sense if you heard the song "Names Charlie, Last Name Wilson." i think that's the title. well it's by...well you should by now ROFL
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