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Funniest pick up line
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"If I could re-arrange the alphabets, I would put "u" and "i" together."
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past again?

B)
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YOURE THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING...
or something like that...
i can never remember these things cuzi dont use pickup lines.. Oo
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23 / M / hawaii!
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i forgot how my friend did it but it went something like this...

"whoa can i see that?"
*ask to see the tag thing on the back of their shirt or jacket or something i forgot what
"i was right, made in heaven. "

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23 / M / Australia
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Hey, want a raisin? ...no? How bout a date?


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19 / F / Philippines
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watched this in a movie

practice makes perfect, but then again no one's perfect...so why practice?
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23 / F / Europe
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Posted 1/9/09
"My name is Will Turner, the son of bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins."

Came up once as a discussion between my friends and I, this was the best we could come up with.
Posted 1/9/09

BOYVIRO666 wrote:

Do you take it up the ass?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

btw this is probly a duplicate


Your avatar looks like a vigana -_-
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23 / F / Manila
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AgentChaos wrote:

lol...kk this thread is turning into a perv thread..will all the pervs plz assemble here and die?!? nay jks


lol
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24hours7days wrote:

I made both of them up.
"Hey girl. wanna see a palm tree between two hills?"
"You know what happens if you shake my soda bottle to hard? White bubbles come out."


lol, these are funny XD
i think the second one is funnier.
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22 / F / Paradise
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again. Hehe.
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Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising _____ you can fill in the blank ;)

the other one was

Nice legs what time do they open.

my best guy friend called me once (prank call) and said the second one. For two weeks I walked around with a rock in my hand because I was paranoid... and then he tells me >_<
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My lips have a boo-boo. Could you kiss it better?

^ Haha if someone adorably innocent and cute told me that.. XD Dayumm!!
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74 / F / Melotopia
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well one that's kinda funny is:

*sings*
"Hey girl, how you doin? My name is Charlie, last name Wilson. no not really haha"
makes sense if you heard the song "Names Charlie, Last Name Wilson." i think that's the title. well it's by...well you should by now ROFL
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