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Funniest pick up line
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I'm not trying to impress you guys or anything...

but I'm Batman!
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21 / M / a very special place
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im an astronaut... im paid to explore Uranus.....
did you hurt yourself... wen you fell out of heaven?

ahhh pickup lines are always good to loosen a girl..... but they give away your intentions early
Posted 6/13/09

BOYVIRO666 wrote:

sadly iv heard this one works
"I wanna put my thingy into your thingy."


..LMAO i laughed so hard when i saw this one..i was like "oookaay" ...haha
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i forgot your name, can i call you mine??
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

I thought I was gay...until I met you!

I used both on my guy friend and he laughed like crazy. XD but seriously, these won't get you a date. LOL
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20 / F / look behind you. (:
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"If you were my homework, id do you on my desk"
LOL.
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19 / F / ~♫Somewhere♪~
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Posted 6/14/09

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AgentChaos wrote:

well theses worst pick up line and i dun think worst and funny go together but if its a jupe then lock ME!!



i heard this in town it was rlly crack up for me


"hi cute i got a fat wallet wanna go out with me?"
i was like O.o....WTF?!?!?!!


rich kids are stupid ....


hahahahahahhah!!!!>.< Now that's a funny catchphrase!!!XD
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Posted 6/14/09

FrenchVanilla wrote:

watched this in a movie

practice makes perfect, but then again no one's perfect...so why practice?


Man, that sentence was pretty popular in my class wen i was a 1st year highschool student.XD
Anyway, wat movie did u get that?
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Posted 6/17/09

OokinaNamida wrote:

*offers hand*
"Can you hold this for me while I walk in the park?"

"May I borrow your hand for a second?"
"Why?"
"I want to tell you a story"
*draw a line on the other person's hand*
"This is a river and there's a wittle bunny wabbit on the other side. The river's very strong so how will the bunny get across?"
"I don't know. How?"
"I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand"
(I've actually used that one to creep out my friends )




I like it XD
hehehehehe
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"Hey Hoe"
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Are you an angel that God sent for me to be loved?
Posted 6/17/09
"Heyyyyyyy Bitch"
Posted 6/17/09
i just got my library card and im checking you out !
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Posted 6/17/09

x1vietbabiix wrote:

I'm not trying to impress you guys or anything...

but I'm Batman!




Your'e the Batman?
hahahahahaha Seriously
are you a gay? hhahahaha
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Hey it's cold in here. Why don't we get together and make some heat?
This one's actually pretty good but all the terrible ones were taken.
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