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heheh.
you need to learn how to speak spanish, get with your race?(forgot what she said but meant something like that)...and some other stuff, at end began to chat
yeah, was very crummy pick up line, don't feel bad for her...she was nicely curved.
but dang did it confuse the sh1t out of me,lol...(was her 2nd time for a pick-up line,lol)
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Send Message: 19 / F / Hong Kong
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Let's make like a covalent bond and share electrons 
*laaaame* |
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Send Message: 20 / F / Dullsville
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Someone said to me, 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?' and I said, 'Do you think it will hurt when my foot connects with your as*?' Hahaha.
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"hey r u asian? , I'm one too, wanna hang out" He was black. |
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"Im intoxicated by the feelings i think you're feeling about me"
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to Emma Watson: let me show u a really magic wand |
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^ lol
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"Hey, how you doin' ?"
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"Sucky sucky 5 dolla?"
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uhhhh...."I forgot ur name can i call you mine?" WTH
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... so are threads on Internet discussion forums...
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Send Message: 26 / F / Texas
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One guy came up to me and said "even if i smashed cookie dough in ur face we'd still have sexy children" i was like wtf?
Another guy used this " y do u look so sad? with a pretty face like that u should be smiling" i through up in my mouth. Talk about corny . I wasn't even sad i was just spacing out.
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Some random guy asked me if I'd liked to drink some beer with him. I lied I had a bf and he answered "Invite him too!". Was he into menage a trois as French call it or wtf? |
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SUP...... You C**ts Suck D*ck Or What!
terrible line... but it might work on prostitutes.
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Send Message: 17 / F / SYDNEY.
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"I've got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?" |
