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Funniest pick up line
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Posted 7/31/09
As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
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Posted 8/2/09

1xPoohBear wrote:

Do u have a map?
Response: No....why?
Cuz i got lost in ur eyes

Did u get ur body at McDonalds?
Response: No...why?
Cuz I'm loving it





omg i love the last one haah
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Posted 8/3/09

StreetSharks wrote:

Are you a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you.


haha good one
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Posted 8/3/09

Aznkid2000 wrote:

lol funny pick up lines i see so far....

here is a good one

"Do you believe in love at first sight?? or should i walk in again?"

lol cracks me up


cracks me up tooo
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toushiro20174 wrote:

"You're so hot I want to go to the library to check you out"


i totally love this one
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Posted 8/3/09

WrathOfCanis wrote:

i have a friend who had the worst pick up lines ever, and he was serious about them, he once said to the girl he liked "i wanna be the butter on your arepa" i was like "f*ck that sh*t" he scared her for life


arepa's are soo goood
my mom's knows how to make them
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21 / F / Wherever i feel l...
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Posted 9/3/09
I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you.
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Posted 9/3/09
-write your name here

--why ?

-so i can tell Santa what i want for christmas
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25 / M / Baltimore,MD
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Posted 9/3/09
"Baby can I buy you a fish sandwich?"
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20 / M / 1,500 meters abov...
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I've got the body of a god -- BUDDHA!
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23 / M / USA, TX, 817
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Posted 2/6/10
Me- Did you spray windex on your jeans?

Her- wtf?! why the hell would i do that?!?!?

Me- Because i can see myself in them ;)

Her- :)

and we walked off and got married and lived happliy ever after

haha
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21 / M / Inner Japan
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"I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away"

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25 / F / Heaven
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Posted 2/6/10
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
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21 / F
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you must have AT&T *looks down*
cuz ur raising my bar
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26 / M / In a basement..
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Posted 2/6/10
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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