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hahahah cute
Posted 2/6/10
"whats cooking good lookin' "

to many to say~
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114 / M / Inside your grand...
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Me: Your eyes are beautiful and blue like the water in my toilet.
Her: My eyes are brown!
Me:....
Me: Your eyes are beautiful and brown like the crap in my toilet. <3
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your cut is cool, did the police arrest your hair cutter?
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18 / F / あなたの心
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Posted 2/7/10
"Did you clean your pants/skirtetc. with Windex, because I can see myself in them"

xD
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F / New Jersey
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Your boobs are like Mt. Rushmore, my face should in them :D
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I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
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Do you like whales? Cause I like to humpback at my place.
Posted 2/7/10
I like your teeth.

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I think he meant, I like your smile.
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20 / M / Guess
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Posted 2/7/10
Guy: You look like my first wife.
Girl: How many have you had?
Guy: None

Guy: Oh, you look cute. Mind being my girlfriend for a moment to make my ex jelous?
If yes. "Okay now I feel bad about lying to you about my ex."
If no. "Thats okay, now that I get a good look at you you're not that cute.

this one can be used if you carry a mirror
Girl: Anyone have a mirror I can borrow?
Guy: I do!
Girl: Thanks!
Guy: Lets go out

"Its five o'clock... wanna go out?"
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21 / M / new zealand
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Posted 7/25/10

helenpwnz wrote:

Your boobs are like Mt. Rushmore, my face should in them :D
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I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
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Do you like whales? Cause I like to humpback at my place.


LOL AT mount rushmore one ROFL
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24 / M / A rainy paradise...
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Posted 7/25/10
Here is one of my favourites to use:

'Nice dress, my grandmother got the same one from Wal-Mart last week.'

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18 / F / CT
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Posted 7/25/10
what has 430 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk???
My zipper

bwahaha when i read that i died laughing
Posted 7/25/10
I had this one in a club once:

"When you fell from the awesome tree, did you hit every branch on the way down?"

I laughed in his face, but in a good way instantly thought "This guy has my FULL attention now"
Posted 7/25/10
i have 2 .


" If you scream , I'll kill you ."

and

" If you tell anyone, Mommy and Daddy wont love you anymore."
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Posted 7/25/10
I actually heard this in math class like five years ago when I was a freshmen...

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz' I keep seeing myself in your pants."

I've heard this one too "You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!"
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Here's one I made up while me and my friends were making anime related pickup lines
"Hey, do you wanna see my Bankai?"
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