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20 / M / Vancouver, Canada
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Posted 7/25/10
Wanna fuck?
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F / Western Massachus...
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Posted 7/25/10
I met my boyfriend at the towns Baseball Jamboree.
At the time I was holding my sisters daughter (4 months old at the time)
Eiji walked by, looked at me and said:
"Throw it away, I will make you a new one!"
I was so mad at him that I wanted to slap him!!!

The worst line I have ever heard!!! But I guess in the end it worked for him!
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19 / F / New York
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Posted 7/27/10
"nice legs. when do they open?" i was like "ewww..."
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23 / M / Wilmington NC
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Posted 7/27/10
Did it hurt?

Response: Did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven.

Most cheezy pick up line ever.
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23 / M / On an Enigmatic R...
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Posted 7/27/10
i love you just like a fat kid loves a cake
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27 / F / Plato's allegoric...
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Posted 7/27/10

Roses are red
Candle light flickers
After dessert
It's off with the Knickers!



"Thank god I have insurance cuz you've got some killer curves"


Some guy in a forum

Dude: Your comment gave me wood.
Me: uh, okay. (I didn't know what "wood" meant.)
Dude: Would you care to help me with it? Don't worry I'm a carpenter. The best kind.
Me: Jesus?
Dude: ... LOLZ

I looked it up later
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21 / M / Guess
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Posted 7/27/10
hey it's 4 o'clock... wanna go out?

Well, it's not really considered cheating if we don't do it that way

Guy: Has anyone ever told you that as they look into your eyes all their trouble seem to dissapear and all they can think of is spending their life with you?
Girl: Umm... no
Guy: Yeah me either. Isn't that weird?
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26 / F / Heaven
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Posted 7/28/10

KinkyQueen wrote:

I met my boyfriend at the towns Baseball Jamboree.
At the time I was holding my sisters daughter (4 months old at the time)
Eiji walked by, looked at me and said:
"Throw it away, I will make you a new one!"
I was so mad at him that I wanted to slap him!!!

The worst line I have ever heard!!! But I guess in the end it worked for him!


LOL, that was funny and kinda cute (If you ignore the throw it away part)
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Posted 8/28/10
lmao

excuse me have i seen your picture somewhere? oh yeah... its in the dictionary next to KABLAMM!
-will smith xD
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Posted 8/28/10
idk if this even is one
me as i was texting my friend
Her: just sittin watching tv
Me: what you watching
Her: oh some degrassi
Me: well im watching {insert name} on channel Fine
hahah she was just wow XD
and said i was smooth
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23 / M / Wherever you are!
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Posted 8/30/10
One above me was epic. haha

"You should soooo let me falcon punch that later on."
-buddy
lol
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20 / F / im at a journey.....
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Posted 8/31/10
well i just heard it from the cartoon series ..phineas and ferb

doofenshmirtz's lines: "set fire to the sun", "tonight is the day", and from candace: ok who turned off the sun?


hehe
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16 / F / Helping fufilling...
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Posted 10/24/10
NOW it's getting perverted can't the guy just say Hi and say thier name is that so hard or are thier stupid perverted minds think its a puzzle to them I ignore them and go
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26 / M
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Posted 10/24/10
"why you acting all prepaid like you ain't got a minute?"

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24 / F / "place emo quote...
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Posted 10/24/10
I got this one two days ago..

"Hey miss I would like to know why a beautiful girl like you is lookin so sad today..."
(I didn't know I looked sad but right off the back I told him I don't really feel like speaking)
"But you know the best person to talk to when your having a problem is to talk to a stranger"
(By this time...I crack a smile because I want to laugh...and I did....he thought I was flattered at his comment)
"Yea, it's good to talk to a stranger because....umm....you know...the fact of the matter is you can be yourself...."
(I was crying and laughing on the bus and I couldn't stop. I couldn't help laughing at him...but then I told him again I don't feel like speaking and I'm not interested in anyone)
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