Funniest pick up line

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-A_A- 2390 cr points Send Message: 19 / M / Vancouver, Canada Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/25/10 Wanna fuck?
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KinkyQueen 19176 cr points Send Message: F / Western Massachus... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/25/10 I met my boyfriend at the towns Baseball Jamboree. At the time I was holding my sisters daughter (4 months old at the time) Eiji walked by, looked at me and said: "Throw it away, I will make you a new one!" I was so mad at him that I wanted to slap him!!! The worst line I have ever heard!!! But I guess in the end it worked for him!
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Mu_123 703 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / New York Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/27/10 "nice legs. when do they open?" i was like "ewww..."
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Pacarus 15956 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Wilmington NC Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/27/10 Did it hurt? Response: Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven. Most cheezy pick up line ever.
	Report to Moderator You see the true colors of people when death stares them in the face.
whitecreed 23120 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / On an Enigmatic R... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/27/10 i love you just like a fat kid loves a cake
	Report to Moderator We want what we can???t have, commodity makes us want it
BugginMary 2270 cr points Send Message: 25 / F / Plato's allegoric... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/27/10 Roses are red Candle light flickers After dessert It's off with the Knickers! "Thank god I have insurance cuz you've got some killer curves" Some guy in a forum Dude: Your comment gave me wood. Me: uh, okay. (I didn't know what "wood" meant.) Dude: Would you care to help me with it? Don't worry I'm a carpenter. The best kind. Me: Jesus? Dude: ... LOLZ I looked it up later
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Eon_Rifter 1651 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Guess Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/27/10 hey it's 4 o'clock... wanna go out? Well, it's not really considered cheating if we don't do it that way Guy: Has anyone ever told you that as they look into your eyes all their trouble seem to dissapear and all they can think of is spending their life with you? Girl: Umm... no Guy: Yeah me either. Isn't that weird?
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dark_crimson 2481 cr points Send Message: 24 / F / Heaven Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 7/28/10 KinkyQueen wrote: I met my boyfriend at the towns Baseball Jamboree. At the time I was holding my sisters daughter (4 months old at the time) Eiji walked by, looked at me and said: "Throw it away, I will make you a new one!" I was so mad at him that I wanted to slap him!!! The worst line I have ever heard!!! But I guess in the end it worked for him! LOL, that was funny and kinda cute (If you ignore the throw it away part)
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MystereSoul 30334 cr points Send Message: F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/28/10 lmao excuse me have i seen your picture somewhere? oh yeah... its in the dictionary next to KABLAMM! -will smith xD
	Report to Moderator Super Junior Fighting!<3 ~:D
electricfreeze 305 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/28/10 idk if this even is one me as i was texting my friend Her: just sittin watching tv Me: what you watching Her: oh some degrassi Me: well im watching {insert name} on channel Fine hahah she was just wow XD and said i was smooth
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Heavensarc 870 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Wherever you are! Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/30/10 One above me was epic. haha "You should soooo let me falcon punch that later on." -buddy lol
	Report to Moderator Touch the sky. Feel the Heavens. Open your mind. Become the "angel".
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yuuta-sama 1454 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / im at a journey..... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/31/10 well i just heard it from the cartoon series ..phineas and ferb doofenshmirtz's lines: "set fire to the sun", "tonight is the day", and from candace: ok who turned off the sun? hehe
	Report to Moderator ì'm so great ! you should know that !!!!!
Moxie-chan 777 cr points Send Message: 14 / F / Helping fufilling... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/24/10 NOW it's getting perverted can't the guy just say Hi and say thier name is that so hard or are thier stupid perverted minds think its a puzzle to them I ignore them and go
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reita187 2039 cr points Send Message: 24 / M Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/24/10 "why you acting all prepaid like you ain't got a minute?"
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purplefashgirl 1194 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / "place emo quote... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/24/10 I got this one two days ago.. "Hey miss I would like to know why a beautiful girl like you is lookin so sad today..." (I didn't know I looked sad but right off the back I told him I don't really feel like speaking) "But you know the best person to talk to when your having a problem is to talk to a stranger" (By this time...I crack a smile because I want to laugh...and I did....he thought I was flattered at his comment) "Yea, it's good to talk to a stranger because....umm....you know...the fact of the matter is you can be yourself...." (I was crying and laughing on the bus and I couldn't stop. I couldn't help laughing at him...but then I told him again I don't feel like speaking and I'm not interested in anyone)
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