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Funniest pick up line
Posted 10/25/10
Baby did you just fart?
Because you blew me away ;]

LOOOL
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Posted 10/25/10
"You know,ponytail suits your hair coz you look like a horse."

-that'spretty rude though.
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Posted 11/24/10
I've got skittles in my mouth; Wanna taste the rainbow?

I heard sex was a killer; Wanna die happy?

If i had a garden, I would put your tulips and my tulips together.

Your beauty was so distracting I ran into a pole. I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance reasons.

Your mother was good, so i figured you would be too.
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Posted 11/24/10

OokinaNamida wrote:

*offers hand*
"Can you hold this for me while I walk in the park?"

"May I borrow your hand for a second?"
"Why?"
"I want to tell you a story"
*draw a line on the other person's hand*
"This is a river and there's a wittle bunny wabbit on the other side. The river's very strong so how will the bunny get across?"
"I don't know. How?"
"I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand"
(I've actually used that one to creep out my friends )


I am so going to use that at school today xD
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Posted 11/24/10
Wanna have sex? I'll tell everyone we did it anyway...
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Posted 11/24/10

BOYVIRO666 wrote:

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
that one can go either way


Haha nice one......
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Posted 11/24/10
Do you work at Subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong!
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Posted 11/24/10

KillerCupcakes wrote:

Do you work at Subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong!


Dammit,as much as I hate to admit it,that was a good one.
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Posted 11/24/10

IgorJacimovic wrote:


KillerCupcakes wrote:

Do you work at Subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong!


Dammit,as much as I hate to admit it,that was a good one.

LMAO
Thanks ;3


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Posted 11/24/10

KillerCupcakes wrote:


IgorJacimovic wrote:


KillerCupcakes wrote:

Do you work at Subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong!


Dammit,as much as I hate to admit it,that was a good one.

LMAO
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I would say "anytime" but that would be one big lie.Damn,that sounded a bit dark...
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Posted 11/24/10
I literally heard this two days ago....
"If you were a crime, you'd be in jail!!!"

I could not stop smirking
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Posted 11/24/10

IgorJacimovic wrote:


KillerCupcakes wrote:


IgorJacimovic wrote:


KillerCupcakes wrote:

Do you work at Subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong!


Dammit,as much as I hate to admit it,that was a good one.

LMAO
Thanks ;3




I would say "anytime" but that would be one big lie.Damn,that sounded a bit dark...

Ewww.....LOL
Posted 11/24/10
oh heyy angel u duh sexy
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Posted 11/24/10
wanna fuck
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Posted 11/24/10
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

Hey nice legs, What time do they open?


I use these, errrday.
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