Funniest pick up line

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freakaga1n 16446 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / Meh... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/24/10 Dear (insert victim's name here), I enjoy spending my time with you and your contagious smile. You have the best personality and I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world. I LOVE you. Nah, just kidding, touch my dick. : D
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KillerCupcakes 7587 cr points Send Message: no where. Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/25/10 UnSpeaking wrote: oh heyy angel u duh sexy Chonny <3 :d
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/25/10 Sit on my face and ride the bubbles.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/26/10 'You must be an asymptote because I find myself getting closer and closer to you!' I love the nerdy pickup lines. They make me laugh.
	Report to Moderator I am the lizard queen!!!!!
	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/10/11 Actually had this one: "Lets go back to my place and do things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway..." PUNCH
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/10/11, edited 2/10/11 If I followed you home, would you keep me? The word of the day is "leg", lets go back to my place and spread the word!
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IronLightning 83 cr points Send Message: 20 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/11/11 Excuse me, but your scanty bathing suit is distracting me from my water polo training. Would you mind taking it off?
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/11/11 xDinnaaa wrote: You're as cute as 3.14159 Not to be a jerk but are pies really that cute? lol "You're as sweet as 3.14159"
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_Scorpion_ 911 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / Uk Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/12/11 "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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hyd16 15141 cr points Send Message: In your dreams... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/12/11 I was hit with all of these more than once.... 1. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! 2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print 3. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 4. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 5. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 6. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love. 7. Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. 8. Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw! And my favorite: 9. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
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McClintock66 3743 cr points Send Message: 21 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/12/11 R u jamaican, cuz u ja makn me crazy
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JWHv2 6435 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Wales Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/12/11 I want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets
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KleinerSkollexxx 23100 cr points Send Message: 13 / M / boys locker room Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/12/11, edited 2/12/11 Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide hyd16 wrote: I was hit with all of these more than once.... 1. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! 2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print 3. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 4. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 5. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 6. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love. 7. Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. 8. Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw! And my favorite: 9. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. xD oh gawd marry me! purplefashgirl wrote: I literally heard this two days ago.... "If you were a crime, you'd be in jail!!!" I could not stop smirking xD what!?
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hyd16 15141 cr points Send Message: In your dreams... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/14/11 KleinerSkollexxx wrote: Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide hyd16 wrote: I was hit with all of these more than once.... 1. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! 2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print 3. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 4. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 5. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 6. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love. 7. Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. 8. Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw! And my favorite: 9. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. xD oh gawd marry me! Hahaha sure.... purplefashgirl wrote: I literally heard this two days ago.... "If you were a crime, you'd be in jail!!!" I could not stop smirking xD what!?
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taisharaiel 10965 cr points Send Message: 22 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/15/11 If you are any bit as nerdy as I am, you will find these hilarious. I'm attracted to you so strongly scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. You had me at "hello world". Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
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