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Posted 11/24/10
Dear (insert victim's name here),

I enjoy spending my time with you and your contagious smile. You have the best personality and I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world. I LOVE you.
Nah, just kidding, touch my dick.

: D
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Posted 11/25/10

UnSpeaking wrote:

oh heyy angel u duh sexy


Chonny <3
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Posted 11/25/10
Sit on my face and ride the bubbles.
Posted 11/26/10
'You must be an asymptote because I find myself getting closer and closer to you!' I love the nerdy pickup lines. They make me laugh.
Posted 2/10/11
Actually had this one:

"Lets go back to my place and do things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway..."

*PUNCH*
Posted 2/10/11 , edited 2/10/11
If I followed you home, would you keep me?

The word of the day is "leg", lets go back to my place and spread the word!
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Posted 2/11/11
Excuse me, but your scanty bathing suit is distracting me from my water polo training. Would you mind taking it off?
Posted 2/11/11

xDinnaaa wrote:

You're as cute as 3.14159


Not to be a jerk but are pies really that cute? lol

"You're as sweet as 3.14159"


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19 / M / Uk
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Posted 2/12/11
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Posted 2/12/11
I was hit with all of these more than once....

1. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
2. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
3. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
4. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
5. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
6. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
7. Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
8. Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

And my favorite:

9. Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.


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Posted 2/12/11
R u jamaican, cuz u ja makn me crazy
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21 / M / Wales
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Posted 2/12/11
I want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets
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Posted 2/12/11 , edited 2/12/11


xD oh gawd marry me!


purplefashgirl wrote:

I literally heard this two days ago....
"If you were a crime, you'd be in jail!!!"

I could not stop smirking


xD what!?
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Posted 2/14/11

KleinerSkollexxx wrote:



xD oh gawd marry me!

Hahaha sure....


purplefashgirl wrote:

I literally heard this two days ago....
"If you were a crime, you'd be in jail!!!"

I could not stop smirking


xD what!?


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Posted 2/15/11
If you are any bit as nerdy as I am, you will find these hilarious.

I'm attracted to you so strongly scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

You had me at "hello world".

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
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