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BOYVIRO666 wrote:
you asked for stupid pick up lines. im delivering. next time be more specific by what you mean
If I had a gun I'd bang you.
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"once upon a time there was a mr.mitarashi that he finded many mitarashi sauce and then go to the mitarashi castle and asked for princcess mitarashi then the mitarashi...." (etc.) it is from Daa! Daa! Daa! from the character Wanya
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Are you an angel? Because you look like you've been sent from up above.
All I need is one shot and I'll hit it right.
Your a cutie with a big booty.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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christaluvsdrama wrote:
Are you an angel? Because you look like you've been sent from up above.
All I need is one shot and I'll hit it right.
Your a cutie with a big booty.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
ROFL JAHHAHAHH NICE 1 HAHAHA
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Are you a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you.
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Q:what do you call nuts on your chest?
A:chestnuts!
Q:what do you call nuts on your chin?
A:my cock in your mouth!
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The voices in my head say you should go out with me
it makes them laugh and work like hell ;]
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i was at a baseball game with my bff, who is a guy, and this other guy came up and sat between us, at 1st we were like ,"ummmmmm ok who the hell are you?" but before we could say anything the guy dumped his bottle of water on me! then he said "oh im srry u just look so HOT!" lol me and my bff werent happy after that and i even think my bff hit him! lol but anyway thats the lamest pick up line ive ever heard
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Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
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Hey do you want some ( wuteva culture ) in you . . .
Damn my phone ain't working right . . .
Why?
cuz it aint got ur numba baby
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blablabla9876 wrote:
BOYVIRO666 wrote:
you asked for stupid pick up lines. im delivering. next time be more specific by what you mean
If I had a gun I'd bang you.
Hahahah. Funniest line in this thread so far.
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LOL i have some too bad its in a diff. language and im afraid no one would understand it... |
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LOL
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this guy said this to me"hey your cute do u want to get marriaged and make hot love" |
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lol funny pick up lines i see so far....
here is a good one
"Do you believe in love at first sight?? or should i walk in again?"
lol cracks me up
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