Funniest pick up line

cupronickel wrote:

My top 3:

"Let's go back to my place. My mum won't be back for a couple of hours."
"Hey baby, want to see my chess sets?"
"You must be an asymptote, because I am getting closer and closer to you." =>>>>>> LOL Then you'll never reach her!XD

What about...
Am I dead?, because you must be an angel...

haha... yeah, old, but classic.

TheHappyBunn 74 cr points Send Message: F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/15/11 "Hey are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." (I think thats how it goes) "Hey is your dad a baker? Because you got nice buns." ( - - )
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Luxalion 1284 cr points Send Message: 15 / F / Toronto ♥ Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/15/11 If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
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McClintock66 3741 cr points Send Message: 21 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/15/11 Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz i can see me in your pants I would say god bless you buy it looks like he already did Are you tires cuz you have been running through my mind all day Do you sleep on your stomach, can i then? My love for you is like diareah, I can’t hold it in.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 2/18/11 My top 3: "Let's go back to my place. My mum won't be back for a couple of hours." "Hey baby, want to see my chess sets?" "You must be an asymptote, because I am getting closer and closer to you."
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MorganAditi 583 cr points Send Message: 112 / F / Click [0]* Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/26/11 cupronickel wrote: My top 3: "Let's go back to my place. My mum won't be back for a couple of hours." "Hey baby, want to see my chess sets?" "You must be an asymptote, because I am getting closer and closer to you." =>>>>>> LOL Then you'll never reach her!XD What about... Am I dead?, because you must be an angel... haha... yeah, old, but classic.
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Rina-San 160660 cr points Send Message: F / Dojang Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/26/11 It is infact my status. Yup some guy said that to me.
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iEuphemia 1961 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / London, UK Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/14/11 "Catch a goat, you've pulled."
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Jinchengfan 4046 cr points Send Message: 100 / F / Indianapolis, Ind... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/14/11 Can you give me a ride home? And no, it didn't work.
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Whatdafuckbro 1453 cr points Send Message: 15 Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/14/11 hey bitch. SNESNESNESNE.
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LoneWanderer19 22158 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / California Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 6/15/11 baby, If i could rearrange the alphabet... i would put I before E except after C.... wait what?
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