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Funniest pick up line
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Posted 2/15/11
"Hey are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." (I think thats how it goes)
"Hey is your dad a baker? Because you got nice buns." ( - - )
Posted 2/15/11
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
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Posted 2/15/11
Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz i can see me in your pants

I would say god bless you buy it looks like he already did

Are you tires cuz you have been running through my mind all day

Do you sleep on your stomach, can i then?

My love for you is like diareah, I can’t hold it in.
Posted 2/18/11
My top 3:

"Let's go back to my place. My mum won't be back for a couple of hours."
"Hey baby, want to see my chess sets?"
"You must be an asymptote, because I am getting closer and closer to you."
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113 / F / Click [0]*
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Posted 3/26/11

cupronickel wrote:

My top 3:

"Let's go back to my place. My mum won't be back for a couple of hours."
"Hey baby, want to see my chess sets?"
"You must be an asymptote, because I am getting closer and closer to you." =>>>>>> LOL Then you'll never reach her!XD


What about...
Am I dead?, because you must be an angel...

haha... yeah, old, but classic.
Posted 3/26/11
It is infact my status. Yup some guy said that to me.
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Posted 6/14/11
Redirected http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-717165/pick-up-lines
Posted 6/14/11
'Hey, baby can I have a taste of your ice cream?'


Some people possess such charm
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21 / F / London, UK
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Posted 6/14/11
"Catch a goat, you've pulled."
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102 / F / Indianapolis, Ind...
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Posted 6/14/11
Can you give me a ride home? And no, it didn't work.
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19 / F
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Posted 6/14/11
is bin laden your dad?cos your the bomb!
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Posted 6/14/11
hey bitch.
SNESNESNESNE.
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20 / F
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Posted 6/15/11
I read this on the internet XD

"Hey baby, you turn my software into hardware" XDD
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19 / M / California
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Posted 6/15/11
baby, If i could rearrange the alphabet... i would put I before E except after C....



wait what?
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21 / M / Canada
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Posted 6/15/11
My Balls are itchy, Wanna see?
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