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Funniest pick up line
Posted 6/16/11

NekoMaidSama wrote:

I read this on the internet XD

"Hey baby, you turn my software into hardware" XDD


I'm the personification of Cheetos, and even I think that's cheesy. And stupid.
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Posted 6/16/11
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Posted 6/17/11
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I 'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin',
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

P.S. not my answers just found them on yahoo answes and thought it was hilarious to share them with you guys lol
Posted 6/17/11
Lol one of the best I got was "Hi...I'm Jay, you're hot."


Simple, to the point, and not too cheesy. I liked Jay
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Posted 6/17/11
mINE IS

My love for you is like DIahrea... Its flows freely and cant stop...
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Posted 6/17/11
oh and

I love you, If you were a booger id pick you first!
Posted 6/18/11
Hey girl, if you were a tree and my penis a cabbage worm I'd have it crawling all over you.
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Posted 9/30/12
((I am so bored, I am posting these pick up lines I found interesting.))


*Use index finger to call someone over then say* "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."


"Help the homeless. Take me home with you."


"Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."


"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."


"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."


"You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room."


"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."


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I guess that's all I can remember.... :\
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Posted 10/5/12 , edited 10/5/12
Are you a beaver?
Cause dam.
Posted 10/6/12
The funnest one I've heard so far? Probably:

Him: I have a band-aid. Don't you think you need it?
Me: No, why would I need a band-aid?
Him: Cuz you must have hit the ground and hurt yourself when you fell from heaven.
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Posted 10/6/12 , edited 10/6/12
this happened to me 2:00am new years day
Im hanging out with my friends at my favorite bar and this drunk chick whos been eying me from across the bar comes over and the following goes:

Girl: hey stud
Me:I have a name but wazup
Girl: I've been watching you for a couple of minutes and i think your cute, wanna be my rugby man and give me a full body tackle
Me: .................... (the whole bar starts to laugh including me and my friends)
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22 / F / Earth
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Posted 11/1/12
WOW! Are Those Real?

like really
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24 / F / Dark Side
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Posted 11/1/12
Well idk if this is a pick up line i think it was a joke, but apparently a woman walked into a bar and started talking to a guy and he asked if he can have magic sex with her. Shes like " Whats magic sex? "
then he said " you have sex with me and then you disappear the next day "

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Posted 11/1/12

"You with those curves, and me with no brakes "
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Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
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