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Funniest pick up line
Posted 11/3/12
Are your eyes made of mud? Cuz I'll roll around in them.
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24 / F / New Zealand
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Posted 11/3/12

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h4x0rz wrote:


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My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
that one can go either way


sure,the cops will have a little more help identifying the rapist then.


no thats this one "First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button."


Isnt the belly button below the lips.haha,

an good wun on the, "sure the cops will have a litle more help identifying the rapist"lol
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Posted 11/3/12
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Dunno why but I found it hilarious.
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24 / F / New Zealand
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Posted 11/3/12
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

haha, funny.
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Posted 11/3/12
"This guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me, instead? I'm from a different planet! It's true. Wanna see my spaceship?"

Oh, Zaphod...
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Posted 11/3/12
Hey baby, you're like a raisin....you may look wrinkled and dried up outside but inside, you're super sweet like a sugarbaby
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21 / M / Sweden
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Posted 11/3/12
That's a very nice ship you've got there, wanna ride my waves ?
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Posted 11/3/12

shizmo24 wrote:


BOYVIRO666 wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


BOYVIRO666 wrote:

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
that one can go either way


sure,the cops will have a little more help identifying the rapist then.


no thats this one "First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button."


Isnt the belly button below the lips.haha,

an good wun on the, "sure the cops will have a litle more help identifying the rapist"lol


You do know that all women have two sets of lips right?
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21 / M / Lichfield, UK
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Posted 11/3/12 , edited 11/3/12
You must be a cement mixer, because you're making me hard.
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22 / M / Toronto
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Posted 11/3/12
(grabs the sleeve of my sweater)
Guy: "You know what material this is?"
Girl: "Cotton?"
Guy: "This is boyfriend material."
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Posted 11/3/12 , edited 11/3/12
"I'd like to drink you like the finest wine."
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17 / F / England
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Posted 11/4/12
Hey are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you xD
People call me *insert name* but you can call me tonight
they are so terrible its a crime xD
Posted 11/4/12
This one comes out of the game Mafia 2

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"

Made my laugh...
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Posted 11/4/12
The two funniest ones I've read are:

"Roses are red, Violets are blue...I like spaghetti...let's fuck".

And

"Nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

Of course those aren't legit pick up lines.
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24 / F / New Zealand
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Posted 11/17/12

Evat wrote:


shizmo24 wrote:


BOYVIRO666 wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


BOYVIRO666 wrote:

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
that one can go either way


sure,the cops will have a little more help identifying the rapist then.


no thats this one "First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button."


Isnt the belly button below the lips.haha,

an good wun on the, "sure the cops will have a litle more help identifying the rapist"lol


You do know that all women have two sets of lips right?


hahahahahaha, i just clicked after i posted that.lol crak me up ma bro.haha
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