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Funniest pick up line
Posted 11/17/12
desh92 
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Posted 11/17/12
My friend's friend did this in the mall. ._.
Him: Hey girl can I have your number?
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: Oh I have a goldfish.
Her: What's that got to do with anything?
Him: Oh I thought we were talking bout shit that didn't matter.
Her: - gives him her number-

-_- dear god
Posted 11/17/12
Are you a snot?
Cause I can't breathe when you are present.
You're stuck in my nose all day
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Posted 11/17/12 , edited 11/17/12
I was in an interview with a musician for my thesis when a man knocked at the door, the musician said "come in", and all the man had to say, once he saw me in there, was: "Who is this person of unspeakable beauty you have here, Aslan?"

(Yes, the musician I was interviewing is called Aslan)
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Posted 11/18/12
I watched The Runaways yesterday and I remember a line this one guy said.

Joan: Woah. That guy over there... that's Kim Fowley.
Guy: lolwho?
Joan: Kim Fowley. He's a producer.
The guy then puts her hand on his crotch and says "This is Dick Johnson he'd like to produce you."

I was like lolwhut?
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Posted 11/18/12

desh92 wrote:

My friend's friend did this in the mall. ._.
Him: Hey girl can I have your number?
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: Oh I have a goldfish.
Her: What's that got to do with anything?
Him: Oh I thought we were talking bout shit that didn't matter.
Her: - gives him her number-

-_- dear god


What a badass.
desh92 
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Posted 11/18/12
xD yeah he crazy
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Posted 11/18/12 , edited 11/18/12
nice rack lol
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Posted 11/19/12
She married me for my looks and I married her for her money. As you can plainly see we both lost out on that deal.
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23 / F / Central Europe
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Posted 11/21/12
"Hey girl, do you know how much polar bear weights? No? Well i don't know either but it should be enough to break the ice, no?"
My roommate uses that one. But since he's so sexy I'd forgive him.
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33 / M / Texas
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Posted 11/21/12
Me (DRUNK and just out of basic training): Hey nice boots, want me to teach you how to shine them to a glass finish?
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Future Wife: Get away from or I'll cut your balls off.
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Me: I love you!
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Posted 11/21/12
Is your middle name poop? Cause your body's the sh*t!!
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20 / M / Earth
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Posted 11/22/12
Hey duh angel u just like the rice, ill never get tired of u
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21 / F / Upside down
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Posted 11/22/12
If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.
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Posted 11/22/12

Forever-Young wrote:

If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato.


That is the funniest! LOL!
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