Funniest pick up line
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When I was in a play we were waiting to sell programs...some guy in a red jacket comes into the theatre and sings "If there's any justice int he world.." ect I look at my peers and we burst out laughing. Funniest crap I've ebar had.
One I came back from burger king (ew) and he asked if he could have some of my coke and I said "No" and he said why and I'm like "cause it's mine... and I dont know you" then he shouts "I like the way you walk!" Some guy put in my pen lid I like you bla bla call me with his number. All rapists or freaks. When will someone nice try chat me up  |
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actually I think that's a really cute one christaluvsdrama wrote: Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. as a nerd myself I should remember this one already legendary if we knew the answer to that question it wouldn't be much fun anymore, would it? but eh... I'd like to know the answer myself |
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ArticCynda wrote: actually I think that's a really cute one christaluvsdrama wrote: Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. as a nerd myself I should remember this one already legendary if we knew the answer to that question it wouldn't be much fun anymore, would it? but eh... I'd like to know the answer myself :( *Wishes very hard* There's lots of other but they are the same Hey baby and stuff. Now I'm fat and ugly they don't bother me anymore. One of them even asked me what happened when I visited my dad. XD |
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Ok this happened to my mom recently (ohsweetjesusonastick).
There was this time when she and my dad were going shopping and they both took their own car, so mom was driving alone and so was my dad 'cause they were going to put the car in the carshop anyways. When they arrived at the store later, my mom got a text message on her cell phone, saying like this. "Hi gorgeous! I saw you in your car earlier and I looked the registration plate up and I got your number. You really dazzled me!" And a smiley. I found it on her cell when I was borrowing it and I asked her about it, haha what a scene xD Shouldn't look in her mails but what the heck! I guess that guy did it to like 10 other girls/women he saw and one of them were bound to call him back up haha oh my god..Worst pick up line ever. other then that there's this one I saw in a movie I think.. "Did it hurt?" "What?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" |
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aren't you tired?
why? 'cause you've been running through my mind the whole day. hi my name is [name]. my friends call me [nickname]. but since you're cute, you can call me anytime! they're called pick-up lines but they've never really "picked-up" anybody have they? |
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