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Funniest pick up line
Posted 7/3/08
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."
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Posted 7/4/08
To quote the immortal words of Dave Chapelle making a joke on Bill Clinton, "Hey you, suck my dick and you will be famous. Yes, go on and write a book about it!"
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Posted 7/4/08
this was recently said to me -

just call me milk and i'll do your body good.


i loled.
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Posted 7/6/08
Are you for real?
Posted 8/16/08
"You eat lunch?"
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74 / F / Barking
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Posted 8/16/08
When I was in a play we were waiting to sell programs...some guy in a red jacket comes into the theatre and sings "If there's any justice int he world.." ect I look at my peers and we burst out laughing. Funniest crap I've ebar had.

One I came back from burger king (ew) and he asked if he could have some of my coke and I said "No" and he said why and I'm like "cause it's mine... and I dont know you" then he shouts "I like the way you walk!"

Some guy put in my pen lid I like you bla bla call me with his number.

All rapists or freaks. When will someone nice try chat me up
Posted 8/16/08

ichigolyn wrote:

Hey what's that on your back?
Response: What?
Oh, they're just angel wings.

actually I think that's a really cute one


christaluvsdrama wrote:

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

as a nerd myself I should remember this one already legendary


mleria wrote:

When will someone nice try chat me up

if we knew the answer to that question it wouldn't be much fun anymore, would it?
but eh... I'd like to know the answer myself

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74 / F / Barking
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Posted 8/16/08

ArticCynda wrote:


ichigolyn wrote:

Hey what's that on your back?
Response: What?
Oh, they're just angel wings.

actually I think that's a really cute one


christaluvsdrama wrote:

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

as a nerd myself I should remember this one already legendary


mleria wrote:

When will someone nice try chat me up

if we knew the answer to that question it wouldn't be much fun anymore, would it?
but eh... I'd like to know the answer myself


:( *Wishes very hard*

There's lots of other but they are the same Hey baby and stuff. Now I'm fat and ugly they don't bother me anymore. One of them even asked me what happened when I visited my dad. XD
Posted 8/16/08
Are you good at Algebra? Can you substitute my "x"?

Are you a POKEMON? Coz I choose you!
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Posted 8/16/08
girl:your father must be a good baker.
boy:why?
girl:cause you have a nice set of buns!

boy:is your dad a terrorist?
girl:why?
boy:cause you're the BOMB!

Posted 8/16/08 , edited 8/16/08
Ok this happened to my mom recently (ohsweetjesusonastick).
There was this time when she and my dad were going shopping and they both took their own car, so mom was driving alone and so was my dad 'cause they were going to put the car in the carshop anyways.
When they arrived at the store later, my mom got a text message on her cell phone, saying like this.
"Hi gorgeous! I saw you in your car earlier and I looked the registration plate up and I got your number. You really dazzled me!" And a smiley.
I found it on her cell when I was borrowing it and I asked her about it, haha what a scene xD

Shouldn't look in her mails but what the heck!

I guess that guy did it to like 10 other girls/women he saw and one of them were bound to call him back up haha oh my god..
Worst pick up line ever.

other then that there's this one I saw in a movie I think..
"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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Posted 8/16/08 , edited 8/16/08
"Hi. Could you please give me a kiss? I want to brag to my friends that I got kissed by a really cute girl today."
^ This one is super cute, but still makes me laugh. One of the first and best pick-up lines ever used on me. xD

"If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?"
^ A friend of mine pulled this one out and soda came up my nose. xD
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22 / F / philippines
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Posted 8/16/08 , edited 8/16/08
aren't you tired?
why?
'cause you've been running through my mind the whole day.

hi my name is [name]. my friends call me [nickname].
but since you're cute, you can call me anytime!

they're called pick-up lines but they've never really "picked-up" anybody have they?
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22 / F / Canada
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Posted 8/16/08 , edited 8/16/08
Do u have a map?
Response: No....why?
Cuz i got lost in ur eyes

Did u get ur body at McDonalds?
Response: No...why?
Cuz I'm loving it



Posted 8/16/08
"Tickle my pickle and'I'll give you a nickle."

xDDD
I FIND IT FUNNY!!
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