Funniest pick up line

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x_cinnamoroll 3629 cr points Send Message: 17 / F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 kaneshi_JUMP_1228 wrote: Are you a POKEMON? Coz I choose you! XD that's cute
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 x_cinnamoroll wrote: kaneshi_JUMP_1228 wrote: Are you a POKEMON? Coz I choose you! XD that's cute thanks! ^^
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cluelesstay 2044 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Behind You Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 whats magically delicious??
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ginnie123 29409 cr points Send Message: F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 Some of these are funny. =P
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cluelesstay 2044 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Behind You Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 AgentChaos wrote: h4x0rz wrote: AgentChaos wrote: well theses worst pick up line and i dun think worst and funny go together but if its a jupe then lock ME!! i heard this in town it was rlly crack up for me "hi cute i got a fat wallet wanna go out with me?" i was like O.o....WTF?!?!?!! rich kids are stupid .... thats a bit harsh man.... its true. there was this one kid that brought three cell phones, a PDA, two ipods and 500$ in cash to school and kept it all on him.he was showing it to everyone. there was a lot of talk of paying some of the well known thugs to beat him up and rob hin just to teach him a lesson.
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ScienceFiction 1618 cr points Send Message: F / Heaven Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 "hello!..who are you?"
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The_Sixth_Child 7506 cr points Send Message: 21 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08, edited 8/16/08 MATE WTH ME!!! works every time
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/16/08 "If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!"
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toushiro20174 24663 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/20/08 "You're so hot I want to go to the library to check you out"
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sinoku 8199 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / High above you on... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/20/08 lmao, some of these are funny
	Report to Moderator "I was born to tell you I love you"- Secondhand Serenade
OokinaNamida 687 cr points Send Message: 19 / F / Hong Kong Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/20/08, edited 8/20/08 offers hand "Can you hold this for me while I walk in the park?" "May I borrow your hand for a second?" "Why?" "I want to tell you a story" draw a line on the other person's hand "This is a river and there's a wittle bunny wabbit on the other side. The river's very strong so how will the bunny get across?" "I don't know. How?" "I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand" (I've actually used that one to creep out my friends )
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tongiethao 9904 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / Living in the US... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/20/08 well this isn't crazy, i just think it was stupid and funny. lol. [[this happened to me]] i was talking to my friend and his friend was by him, and he kept butting in sometimes and he just said " hey, so what's your name" i was like "oh i'm [my name]" and i said "and you are...." and he said "crazy". haha i just thought it was very stupid and funny.
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Loofie7 4825 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Calibaby......... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/20/08 I'm a ninja lets do it.
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fishingsucks9 688 cr points Send Message: THE FUTURE Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/20/08 Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
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animeluver4evr 28241 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 8/21/08 "i wanna put my L in ur T" lol
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