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Funniest pick up line
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kaneshi_JUMP_1228 wrote:

Are you a POKEMON? Coz I choose you!


XD that's cute

Posted 8/16/08

x_cinnamoroll wrote:


kaneshi_JUMP_1228 wrote:

Are you a POKEMON? Coz I choose you!


XD that's cute



thanks! ^^

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22 / F / Behind You
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whats magically delicious??
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Some of these are funny. =P
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well theses worst pick up line and i dun think worst and funny go together but if its a jupe then lock ME!!



i heard this in town it was rlly crack up for me


"hi cute i got a fat wallet wanna go out with me?"
i was like O.o....WTF?!?!?!!


rich kids are stupid ....

thats a bit harsh man....



its true. there was this one kid that brought three cell phones, a PDA, two ipods and 500$ in cash to school and kept it all on him.he was showing it to everyone. there was a lot of talk of paying some of the well known thugs to beat him up and rob hin just to teach him a lesson.
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"hello!..who are you?"

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MATE WTH ME!!! works every time
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"If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!"
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"You're so hot I want to go to the library to check you out"
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22 / F / High above you on...
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lmao, some of these are funny
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20 / F / Hong Kong
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Posted 8/20/08 , edited 8/20/08
*offers hand*
"Can you hold this for me while I walk in the park?"

"May I borrow your hand for a second?"
"Why?"
"I want to tell you a story"
*draw a line on the other person's hand*
"This is a river and there's a wittle bunny wabbit on the other side. The river's very strong so how will the bunny get across?"
"I don't know. How?"
"I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand"
(I've actually used that one to creep out my friends )
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25 / F / Living in the US...
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well this isn't crazy, i just think it was
stupid and funny. lol.

[[this happened to me]]

i was talking to my friend and his friend
was by him, and he kept butting in sometimes
and he just said " hey, so what's your name"
i was like "oh i'm [my name]" and i said
"and you are...." and he said "crazy".
haha i just thought it was very stupid and
funny.
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23 / M / Calibaby.........
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Posted 8/20/08
I'm a ninja lets do it.
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THE FUTURE
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
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"i wanna put my L in ur T" lol
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