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Funniest pick up line
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Posted 8/21/08
i lost my virginity, can i borrow some of yours?
there are 265 bones in the human body, how would you like to have one more?

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Posted 8/21/08
There is a million Pokemon based lines that I love! xD
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22 / F / Australia
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Posted 8/23/08
i read this off another forum
"when you walked past did you fart? coz you blew me away"
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Posted 8/23/08
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first....
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20 / F / Australia
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Posted 8/23/08
These made me laugh:

Hey, I got some bacon, wanna strip?

Is your top, felt? do you want it to be?
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27 / F / With the one I lo...
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Posted 8/23/08
People die because they got killed DOH:o subbs on FSN
Posted 8/23/08
"do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"
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Posted 8/23/08 , edited 8/23/08
You're so hot that you melt the plastics in my underwear...


fishingsucks9 wrote:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.



Shakespeare ??
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F / NYC
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Posted 8/23/08
You're as cute as 3.14159
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22 / F / ¸.•*¨*`•.¸☆Norway
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Posted 8/23/08
"apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?"

"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"

"It's not my fault that I fell for you. You're the one that tripped me."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
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26 / F / .......
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Posted 8/23/08
I don't really know how this sounds in english XD probably makes no sense,... OH WELLLLL?:??

I bumped into someone and he said: " ehhh do you have good insurence?"
" huh what?"
he: who else would pay for the bulp in my pants"

gooooooo away creepy man.
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55 / F
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Posted 8/23/08
I actually witnessed my friend approaching an innocent young lady with this ridiculous pick-up line in the pub...

Friend: will you help me move something six inches?
Lady: move what?
Friend: some sperm!

Completely diiiire!
Yeah, I failed to see the funny side of it too!
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22 / M / Sleeping on the M...
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Posted 8/23/08
"I'll pierce your heavens with my drill!" -Kira Yamato to Lacus after thinking of the Drill Attack thing from Gurren Langan
I heard that from Gundam SEED Abridged in youtube.
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25 / F / Somewhere where I...
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Posted 8/25/08
LOL..
Posted 8/25/08 , edited 8/25/08
i was at starbucks and some guy comes up to me and says Great legs, what time do they open omg i started laughing soo hard!!! i told him get a decent face then we'll talk
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