Go up to a girl or a guy, and start introducing yourself...

"Hi my name is Bob, and I was... " *act like you're dazing out, but stare into the person's eye*
Then snap back into attention and say "oh sorry... I just got lost in your eyes."

ROFL HAHAHAHA sad!!

are you wearing space pants? Because your ass looks out of this world!

That's a nice little piece of nothing you're almost wearing!

Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up



haha good one

adorable... i'd date the smart guy that throws this one at me...

From a text message :))

Pamatay na pick-up lines:

In Tagalog: Magaling ka siguro maglaro ng Jigsaw Puzzles. Kase umaga palang, nabuo mo na ang araw ko.
Roughly Translates to: Maybe you're good at playing Jigsaw Puzzles. Because even if it's still early in the morning, you already completed my day :))

* is your dad a terrorist? coz your da bomb.
* you remind me of a broom, coz you sweep me off my feet.
* i heard you're good in algebra. can you substitute my ex?
* are you jamaican? coz you're jamaic-an me crazy.
* i'm a scientist. you're my LAB.
* are you a volcano? coz i can be your LAVA.
* is your dad willy wonka? coz you're choclate-y sweet.
* are you a flintstone? coz you make my bed rock.
* if you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
* are you tired? coz you've been running through my mind all day.
* i lost my name/number. can i have yours?
* do you have a map? i get lost in your eyes.
* do you know CPR? coz you take my breath away.
* did it hurt when you fell from heaven and lost your wings?
* you're my 64 crayola crayons. you give color to my life.
* that shirt is very becoming on you. but if i were on you, i'd be coming too.
* is your dad a thief? coz i think he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
* oh i know you. you're the girl with the nice smile.
* if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put you and i together.
* are you greek? i'm sorry. i thought all godesses were greek.
* i hate to say this, but you're like my underwear. i can't live a day without you.
* guy: have i seen you somewhere? girl: yeah, that's why i never come back to that place.
* did the smoke detectors ring yet? coz you're smokin hot.
* you're like a booger. you're so hard to get.

LMAO :))
I can't choose. Everything is funny.

"Girl u r to meeeee, alllll that a woman should be, and i dedicate my life to you alwayssss"

"For you ill give a lifetime of stability,anything you want from me, now and for eternity. There r no words or ways to show my love, nor the things im thinking of. For you ill share the cup of love that overflows, For you ill take your heart, your love, your everythinggg, and add to that our wedding ringgggg"



peace over war

omg...why does stupid pickup lines exist.

LMFAO!!!

damn...

IF ur right leg was Christmas and ur left leg was New Years can i visit u between the holidays?~

i lost my #... can i have urs?~

do u have a map~? ... cuz i got lost in ur eyes

Can u tutor me in biology~? ... i need help learning about a girls anatomy

Do u believe in love at first sight or should i just walk by again

If i can re-arrange the alphabet i would U and I together

DAMN UR HOT <~~~ started laughing

Would u kiss my boo boo when i get hurt~? .... if u would... my lips r killing me~

I need a teddy bear to cuddle and sleep with tonight,... r u willing to be her/him?

...Hi, excuse me....do you eat, lunch?

i have a friend who had the worst pick up lines ever, and he was serious about them, he once said to the girl he liked "i wanna be the butter on your arepa" i was like "f*ck that sh*t" he scared her for life

ojala fueras mango para chuparte esa pepa...xD

is there a mirror in ur pants cuz i can see myself in them...

apart from being sexy what do you do for a living?

if you were words on a page u'd be what they call fine print

can I have directions to your heart.

excuse me... do you have a cigarette? actually i don't want one i just wanted to start a conversation with you.

are you a thief? because you just stole my heart

i envy your lipstick.

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

"I'm off.... You comin'?" basically the first and only thing he said.... grrrrrrrrrrreat. I could hardly resist ;DD