Funniest pick up line

fishingsucks9 wrote:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

LOL..remind me of my literature class.

Kaibitsu 4531 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Hulle Granz Cathe... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/27/08 "My name is Will Turner, I am the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins." My friends and I tried that out in the Supermarket. We got verbally abused as we left.
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pam-chan 2692 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / Philippines but i... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/27/08 are you a POKEMON? coz I choose you!
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HeatherHanderson 1006 cr points Send Message: 25 / F / California Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/27/08 hmoobbeauty wrote: HeatherHanderson wrote: "Should prenant women have sex?" "I don't know but isn't that called threesome?! " did u know that there was a forum kind of like what u just said I know. I got it from there. Kinda my version of it. I laughed so hard when i first read it.
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Yashido 137 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Canada, BC, Kelowna Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 this is more of a slight joke but... if I were to rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I in it.
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schwoyxer 5454 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / World Heritage Si... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 fishingsucks9 wrote: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. LOL..remind me of my literature class.
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incomplet_ 10119 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Philippines Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 not really a pick up line.. "may i ask you?" ~~ they're still asking if it's okay to ask when in fact they have already asked........
	Report to Moderator Ippaku ikura desu ka~! XD
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Rukiness 24893 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / Finland Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 "The FBI is after my penis. I need a place to hide it."
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 Now where's my horny baby?
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some1_u_kno 3801 cr points Send Message: Ecuadorian Roast Pot Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 pick up lines are only funny because they are lame U_U
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rindaja 2547 cr points Send Message: 16 / F / at the moment...... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 a guy said this to some blond girl it was weird " i'm like a tree thick and long" creepy
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girhappy91 758 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / La Puente Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 9/28/08 Hey do you know karate! Cuz your body is kicking!
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adnil0me 833 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / Boston Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/08 did you just fart? cause you blew me away...
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/08 My dad came up with a REALLY lame one: "You're hot, i'm hot, why don't we go chill together." I can't even describe how disturbing it is...
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1001_tears 1575 cr points Send Message: 24 / F / BrisneyLand Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/08 My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. Lol, lamo
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divine_newb 2469 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Seattle, WA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 10/1/08 hey, did u just fall down from heaven? *they blush or something cuz u hit ur face on the way down. lol heard that one somewhere, thought it was funny.
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