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Funniest pick up line
Posted 9/27/08
"My name is Will Turner, I am the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins."

My friends and I tried that out in the Supermarket. We got verbally abused as we left.
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23 / F / Philippines but i...
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Posted 9/27/08
are you a POKEMON?
coz I choose you!
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26 / F / California
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Posted 9/27/08

hmoobbeauty wrote:


HeatherHanderson wrote:

"Should prenant women have sex?"

"I don't know but isn't that called threesome?! "


did u know that there was a forum kind of like what u just said



I know. I got it from there. Kinda my version of it. I laughed so hard when i first read it.
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22 / M / Canada, BC, Kelowna
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Posted 9/28/08
this is more of a slight joke but...

if I were to rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I in it.
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Posted 9/28/08

fishingsucks9 wrote:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


LOL..remind me of my literature class.
Posted 9/28/08
not really a pick up line..

"may i ask you?"

~~ they're still asking if it's okay to ask when in fact they have already asked........
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Posted 9/28/08
"The FBI is after my penis. I need a place to hide it."
Posted 9/28/08
Now where's my horny baby?
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Posted 9/28/08
pick up lines are only funny because they are lame U_U
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18 / F / U.S.A.
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Posted 9/28/08
a guy said this to some blond girl it was weird " i'm like a tree thick and long" creepy
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23 / M / La Puente
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Posted 9/28/08
Hey do you know karate! Cuz your body is kicking!
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19 / F / Boston
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Posted 10/1/08
did you just fart? cause you blew me away...
Posted 10/1/08
My dad came up with a REALLY lame one:

"You're hot, i'm hot, why don't we go chill together."

I can't even describe how disturbing it is...
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25 / F / BrisneyLand
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Posted 10/1/08
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. Lol, lamo
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24 / M / Seattle, WA
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Posted 10/1/08
hey, did u just fall down from heaven?
*they blush or something
cuz u hit ur face on the way down.

lol heard that one somewhere, thought it was funny.
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