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Funniest pick up line
Posted 10/1/08
boy to girl: hey, aren't you tired yet?
girl: no, why?
boy: cos you've been running in my mind since i saw you.
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21 / M / Arizona
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Posted 10/1/08
Your legs are like peanut butter, brown, smooth and easy to spread
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20 / F / Planet Earth
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Posted 10/2/08
...One day in Chemistry class, we had a talk about pick up lines....

"If I were making the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together." -_____-
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Posted 10/3/08
"Wow! Cute shoes... They would look really nice next to my bed in the morning!"
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Posted 10/3/08

Totehi wrote:

"Wow! Cute shoes... They would look really nice next to my bed in the morning!"


hahahahahah that was used on my friend today hahaha

randoms in the city markettt ahahah

LMAO
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27 / F / Hawaii
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Posted 10/3/08
"Did you fart? Because you blew me away"

"Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?"

"Do you want to make millions?.......millions of babies! "

"Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!"

"You got something on your chest: my eyes"
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24 / M / White Rose, Yati,...
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Posted 10/23/08
lol funny
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74 / M / california
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Posted 10/23/08
i wish u were the pony in front of walmart so i can ride you all day for only a quarter
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Posted 10/24/08
i use them all the time for fun. lmao.
when things are quiet when im hanging out with my friends i'll just make up a stupid pivk up line,
and everybody will laugh.

Lines~
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Baby, are u a car door? cause if u are, i'd slam u all night.
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if u were a horse, i'd ride u real hard.
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are you a cow? cause i can smell the milk way over here!
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LOL. they are pretty gay. buut when a friend is upset or something,
one of these can really cheer them up. =)
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24 / M / Sweden
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Posted 10/24/08
Nice legs, when do they open?
Posted 10/24/08
do you know karate? Cause ur body is kicking.
ok I'm here. What are ur other two wishes?
Are you from Tennessee? Cause ur the only ten I see. [CLASSIC..lol]
Hello I'm a thief and I'm here to steal ur heart.
are u from jamaica? Cause ja making me crazy.

haha hilarious huh? And total lameness. lol

Posted 10/26/08

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

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Posted 11/12/08

iamgold wrote:


xDinnaaa wrote:

You're as cute as 3.14159


adorable... i'd date the smart guy that throws this one at me...


I second that.
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20 / F / In chur head
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Posted 11/12/08 , edited 11/12/08

lAzY-aSs wrote:


iamgold wrote:


xDinnaaa wrote:

You're as cute as 3.14159


adorable... i'd date the smart guy that throws this one at me...


I second that.


I think that one had to be the cutest ever. If the guys I knew used that I would congradulate they for even comprehending what it meant lol

Posted 11/12/08
umm .... my friend said this ' Did u just fart?... cause u blew me away' XD
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