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You know you're asian when...
Posted 7/11/08
your asian when u eat rice in every meal of your existance on planet earth..
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Posted 7/14/08
lol, a lot of those are true for me but my parents are from India..
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Posted 7/14/08
hahahah a lot of that is true.
definitely the one where relatives buy you clothes from ur country where the English words make no sense. once i wore one of these to school in 3rd grade and the teacher tried to make me explain what it meant to the class..i was like arrg, thanx for putting me under the spotlight.
i got a 98 average in 6th grade, my mother was like how come its not 100?
yes asian parents are definitely no fun.
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Posted 7/14/08

c0rin wrote:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ASIAN WHEN...

You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing
Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15
You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry
You shop at 99 Ranch
Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life
Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
You drive mostly Japanese cars.
You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
Your pencil cases, erasers, and pens are pastel colored with cute dogs/bears/kittens named RooRoo, RaaRaa, HelloKitty, etc.
You've gotten little red envelopes filled with money around February
Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors
Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc..
Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin
The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner
You have bad eyesight
Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In Korea (or other native country), we studied even more."
Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian
An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is it your sister?"
Your parents say, "Calculus? I took Calculus in 8th grade!"
Everyone thinks you're good at math
You like buying 100 of something that's 50% off
You like buying 100 of something that's 75% off even more
Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green
You go to an Asian restaurant and realize they're serving American imitation food
People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate
You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle"
You have 12+ aunts and uncles
You've taken some sort of martial art.
At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert
The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
You're short.
Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin, or both, since the age of 6
You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished severely if you don't
When going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift
Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top
Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both
Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chan)
The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations, or any of the rest of the furniture
You own a rice cooker or two
You buy soy sauce by the gallon
Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going
Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.
You hate getting B's.
You eat rice everyday.
Your parents want you to be a doctor or a lawyer.
Everyone in your school assumed you were smart and knew karate.
When you tell your parents you got a 95% on a math quiz, they ask you where the other 5% went


you basically nailed it.
except for two... my parents didnt take calculus in 8th grade and azn imitations. or at least in front of me cuz they all assume i can kick their but with kung fu(mwahahaaa!! which i can)
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Posted 7/18/08
Ahhh!!!!Most of those things refer to me lol. Yup I'm Asian. Azn Pride!!!!!!XDDDDDD Hmmm...You know you're Asian when you have the accent?Lol, like you say "air-con instead of fully "air conditioner". Or you say "Turn on the electric pan!" instead of "electric fan". Or...You know what a "barong" is. XD. Your parents always take extra plastic utensils for future reference. You have at least two or more x's in your email address. (Ex: [email protected]) Or you have to wear slippers in your house, so that the floors don't get dirty from your shoes. Or you are very superstitious. You own at least one Bible. Your parents make you dress up for church/mass. You learned long division at the age of 6. Your dad is some sort of engineer(Mine is a senior civil engineer. ^^) Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "ai-yahs, and Wah's". Your parents insist you marry within your race. You look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you. Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians. Your parents like to gamble. You either know how to speak your language or don't. You have a pair of sandals. Your mom wears red lipstick. That's all I can think of right now. Gosh, I must be really Asian then. XD!
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Posted 7/18/08
wow i never thought that so much of it is true because alot of that happens in my life <but not all of it>
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Posted 7/26/08 , edited 7/26/08
...I'm a white washed Asian.

-hiss-

You know your asian when your parents scold you to become someone else?
D:<
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Posted 8/26/08
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WOW IM CERTAINLY ASIAN ALRIGHT. XDD CHINESE TO BE EXACT...ALL OF THOSE APPLY TO ME. WTF MAN. LOL
oh well azn pride man!!
Posted 8/26/08
uhh when ur parents are asian??
Posted 8/26/08
when you look in the mirror ...
you will be able to tell~
if you are~
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Posted 9/18/08
When you can make Manga since Manga art originated from Asia or created by Asians.
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Posted 9/18/08
When you and your friends join the japanese/anime club...
Posted 9/18/08
When you are proud to be Asian.
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Posted 9/19/08
When you know you're freaking hot as hell. XD
Posted 9/19/08
When you make someone think you are an Anime character.
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