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Posted 6/14/08
I have to be honest, I stole this from another forum but its so cool. here goes:

[While Hijikata’s back is turned, Okita aims a bazooka at him]
Okita: Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]
Hijikata: [straightening up from being bent down] Oi Sougo, just what do you think you’re doing? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
Okita: Oh, no. It was just a joke. A joke! I’m always doing it, aren’t I?
Hijikata: You’re always trying to kill me?


Gintoki: When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.

Student: No way! Your cigarette smell will spread.
Gintoki: I've told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop!
Student: Lollipops don't smoke.
Gintoki: I'm telling you, it's just that it's soooooo lolilolilolied that it smokes. Come on, girls. One of you loan me your whistle. I'll lolly it up.
Girls: NO WAY!


the miko sister (forgot name) "do u know why ur ass is split into 2? thats because its fine for one side to be touched
otae "no thats wrong, asses, you see, are proof that humans were once angels, they used to be wings"
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Posted 6/18/08
Everything that ends with:
'....janai! Katsura da!'


Exceptions:
'Zura....janai! Zurako des!'
'Lupin janai! Zura da!...ah....Zura janai! Katsura da!'
etc.
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Hijikata - 'Wheres Yamazaki?'
*Sougo points at Yamazaki playing badminton*
Hijikata - 'YA-MA-ZA-KI'
*Yamazaki squeals and attempts to run away but Hijikata jumps on his back and punches numerous times*
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When the Shinsengumi are telling ghost stories on episode 20:
"Shisengumi member 1: When the woman turned arouned, her mouth moved, and the words that came out...
Hijikata: WE'RE OUT OF MAYONNAISE!
Shinsengumi member 2: Oh no! Kondou-sama has fainted!"

Another one:
"Shinpachi: Gin-san, I thought you will save the world!
Gintoki: My life comes first than the world!"
HAHAHAHA
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Arigato yo, Gintoki
Posted 7/10/08
APPO!
APPLE!


i LOVE that.
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Posted 7/10/08

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When the Shinsengumi are telling ghost stories on episode 20:
"Shisengumi member 1: When the woman turned arouned, her mouth moved, and the words that came out...
Hijikata: WE'RE OUT OF MAYONNAISE!
Shinsengumi member 2: Oh no! Kondou-sama has fainted!"


LOL! I love ANY quote that has to do with mayonnaise! (seriously). My fav quote would be ANY mayo quote.

Hijikata: ....Mayora 13...
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Posted 7/14/08
Lol love the one's already up!!
Posted 7/31/08
Happy birthday tsu-you!!

and
It's not Master, it's Katsura

and Gintoki's calcium speech XD
is that the same as the strawberrymilk speecH?


AND
I must watch it over and over again and can't but laugh, when the spacecockroaches have come, Kagura screaming various things for help me (health! health me! shape! shape up now! pulp! pulp fiction!) and Gintoki always answering It's help me!
ANd then shinpachi screams Herpes! Herpes me!



ahaha all episodes are full of stuff i laugh at quoting.


Böbööp chigau masu!!
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Gintoki comes out of the toilet.... "Ah, why has this happened..."
Kagura giggles..." has his eyes swollen up?!"
"This is bad... my 'private place' has clearly swollen up considerably."
Kagura falls back in schock...
shipachi... "haaahh? Have you been touching yourself?
Gintoki " Dont compare me with you, How old do you think i am?"
Hasegawa "Maybe your sick? Could you have caught it from someone?
Gintoki "dont compare me with you, I dont cross dangerous bridges...."
Kagura clearly angry... "THAT BASTARD! How the hell is he getting turned on right after someones left?!?"
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[While Hijikata’s back is turned, Okita aims a bazooka at him]
Okita: Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]
Hijikata: [straightening up from being bent down] Oi Sougo, just what do you think you’re doing? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
Okita: Oh, no. It was just a joke. A joke! I’m always doing it, aren’t I?
Hijikata: You’re always trying to kill me?
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It's not Zura!!! It's Katsura!!!!
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That afro guy: I'm not someones son, I'm someones daughter instead. I'm a trasvestite.
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When Gin said we need a time machine
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Posted 8/25/09
Hijikata - San :
" Toushi ? Who's that? I am the warrior of love, Mayora Saa-Teen! [13] "

aah so cool . . . *0*
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