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Dead Baby Jokes why?
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Posted 6/12/07
Ummmm thats just sick....It isnt funny and never will be, i dont freaking care what you people ghave to say ITS SICK AND WRONG!! I love babies, and only sick perverted crazy gross iscy yuck mean strange peti's and rapest would find it funny! Because it makes me mad and hurt that soemone would laugh at anything like this....and i dont even really know what they are other then it doesnt bring any good feeling to me!!! SO MY MOFO"S IF I EVER SEE ANY ONE LAUGHING ABOUT IT I WILL DISOWN THEM...thats right =P You gay mofos OMG!! its not funny even if it is a joke....and if you think its funny, or the least bit intriging wait till someone does that to your baby or to you!!!! SO SHUT THE FREAK UP!!!!
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Posted 6/12/07
i heard this question on a vh1 show and i was like why the hell would a dead baby joke be funny? and then i thought to myself and i thougth that maybe people who realllllllllllly dont like babies made up the jokes (or cannibals...either one)
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^ oy! chill.... lets try to keep it calm... i think i saw a little smoke come out of my pc when that scrolled onto the screen....

its a matter of personal...morals?...i guess that would be the right word. i've laughed at my fair share of dead baby jokes..... but i guess i'm usually okay with everything...just ignore the crap you don't agree with if you can ....

so...how do you put a dead baby in a blender?
head first.
how do you get it out?
tostitos.
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Posted 6/12/07
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a microwave?
A hard on.

Humor is too complex and irrational to explain. It's really annoying when someone tries to say someone else's sense of humor is wrong of offensive, especially when most of the time the people aren't really sickened, just slightly miffed, and all too happy to be killjoys.

Seriously, you should all become nihilists.
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Posted 6/12/07
dead baby jokes are funny because they're taboo and offensive. i got one.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
answer: it depends on how hard u throw em'!

dark humor. it's all it really is.
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Posted 6/12/07
never heard a dead baby joke in my life
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what's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

a baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Garbage Pail Kids own dead baby jokes -_-

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
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Posted 6/12/07

kawaiichan09 wrote:

i never thought dead baby jokes were funny..


i totally agree
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Posted 6/12/07

mayumikakimoto wrote:


kawaiichan09 wrote:

i never thought dead baby jokes were funny..


i totally agree
I totally disagree. Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.


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Posted 6/12/07
Some are funny, and some are sick. Like this one.
Whats funnier then stapling 10 babies to a tree?
Stapling 1 baby to 10 trees.
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Posted 6/12/07
whats red and bubbly and spins around?

a dead baby in a microwave
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oh wait, another...
whats more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes line?
stopping it with the shovel
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Posted 6/12/07
I guess you are the only psycho here
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how do u stop a baby from crawling around the floor in circles.
nail down his other hand.
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