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Dead Baby Jokes why?
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Posted 6/12/07

iggyshark wrote:

Satire goes for shock value. What's more shocking than a dead baby?

Anyways...

How do you tell a Dead Baby from a Live Baby?

Stomp on it's head! If it doesn't cry, it's dead!

But if you do that you'll kill it
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Posted 6/12/07
I'm starting to think you're either a spacka or just a failed comedian
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Posted 6/12/07
^^ that was sort of the point, if you stomp on its head it doesn't matter whether it was alive or dead
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Posted 6/12/07
I personnaly, the "blender" method comes to mind instead of the "hack saw" method. But that's just my interpretation.
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Posted 6/12/07
it would have to be the hacksaw method you couldn't nail it to ten trees if it was just blended bones and flesh come on really.
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i hope this thread get's lock. i hoestly don't think dead baby jokes are funny. it's cruel. i just read some more posts, and how can anybody possibly think this is funny?!? i wonder if ya would do these things to your babies..
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Posted 6/12/07
This is...so wrong...
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Posted 6/12/07
^^ no one is actually proposing or even suggesting that this would be done to real babies, then it would stop being funny. Plus part of the fun is seeing peoples over reactions to the jokes.
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Jesterj wrote:

^^ no one is actually proposing or even suggesting that this would be done to real babies, then it would stop being funny. Plus part of the fun is seeing peoples over reactions to the jokes.


I just do it to see spackas groan or flam me :P
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Posted 6/12/07
That was the main reason why I made this thread, how many ever months ago. That and to see how many other people on here found them at least mildly funny.
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sorry, i only know racial jokes and i hate it when people take it the wrong way too, so i guess yeah, i understand....
i don't want to offend people with my jokes, so i'll pass ^_^
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amysophamish wrote:

sorry, i only know racial jokes and i hate it when people take it the wrong way too, so i guess yeah, i understand....
i don't want to offend people with my jokes, so i'll pass ^_^


U've gotta post it now once u start talking about it.
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Posted 6/12/07
I know that is like telling a guy not to stare at your boobs and then wearing one of those tops that has letter printed across them. Yes I am saying you are teasing us, with that comment and I demand you say the joke. In fact i think there was a section for socially unacceptable jokes some where.

Edit: NVM no such thread exist and amy you aren't special enough for me to make one, so just ignore what I said it should be easy enough most people by now do.
Posted 6/12/07
Here's one:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
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Posted 6/12/07

Jesterj wrote:

I know that is like telling a guy not to stare at your boobs and then wearing one of those tops that has letter printed across them. Yes I am saying you are teasing us, with that comment and I demand you say the joke. In fact i think there was a section for socially unacceptable jokes some where.

Edit: NVM no such thread exist and amy you aren't special enough for me to make one, so just ignore what I said it should be easy enough most people by now do.



hahaha, hey, i never said i was special. and no, i was not teasing you guys with that comment. i just don't want to make a racial issue because of a joke and people do tae racial jokes seriously, and i don't want to make enemies here. i'll think of a joke later, that's with this topic....hopefully..
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