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Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
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Posted 6/20/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:

next thing you know theres going to be news about a man fucking soda cans


Soda bottles maybe.
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SortedeVaras wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:

next thing you know theres going to be news about a man fucking soda cans


Soda bottles maybe.


or both
Posted 6/20/08
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK A CAR?!
Posted 6/20/08
A hooker would cost him, why pay when it's free at the garage ;]
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FrozenDinner wrote:

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK A CAR?!


Well some men are more gifted then others. . .
Posted 6/20/08
man im locking my car doors >_>......
Posted 6/20/08

SortedeVaras wrote:


FrozenDinner wrote:

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK A CAR?!


Well some men are more gifted then others. . .


Creepy .

People and their ... fetishes ... >.<
Posted 6/20/08

KinkyHamster wrote:

man im locking my car doors >_>......


u mean ur 4 wheels bicycle,dont u?
Posted 6/20/08
pshhh... >_> i might be 14 but i still get rides from my mommy
Posted 6/20/08
LOL. It reminds of that SNL skit, from a few years ago. The car-vag or something like that.
Posted 6/20/08
wow.......im amazed......fucking a car.....lol i understand fucking someone in a car.....but doing it with a car is something else.....dude thats crazy....lol

how do you think hi uh privates look after doing it so much with a car?!?!?!?!?!?!
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kino_neko wrote:

wow.......im amazed......fucking a car.....lol i understand fucking someone in a car.....but doing it with a car is something else.....dude thats crazy....lol

how do you think hi uh privates look after doing it so much with a car?!?!?!?!?!?!


Oily. Thats why real car fuckers prefer Castrol.
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Posted 6/20/08
does he poke his winkie into where you put the fuel?
Posted 6/20/08
talk about checking for oil...
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Posted 6/20/08
Come on people, you can think of more bad puns.
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