Weird things your parents, friends or family say

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takane_rena 39308 cr points Send Message: F / canada Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/17/07 why cant an airplane stop in midair i asked tat when i was 14 wakaka
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slowdanse 104137 cr points Send Message: F / Chicago, IL Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/17/07 (playing p.diddy & christina aguilera's song on radio) mom: is that puff daddy there? me: yeah mom: i thought he stopped singing or got less famous me: eh, somewhat... he's just there... mom: i don't think he's good or good looking... why is he still in the business? me: i have no idea.. but i think he's ugly mom: do black girls like that sort of thing? the "p.diddy" sort of thing? me: i guess so because he apparently is still popular after all this time mom: what do black girls see in him!?!?! dad: i don't know but i like black girls.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/18/07 my rent's r like"u should be happy some ppl don't get wut u hab and ur still complainin" or "be more responsible"
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/18/07 slowdanse wrote: (playing p.diddy & christina aguilera's song on radio) mom: is that puff daddy there? me: yeah mom: i thought he stopped singing or got less famous me: eh, somewhat... he's just there... mom: i don't think he's good or good looking... why is he still in the business? me: i have no idea.. but i think he's ugly mom: do black girls like that sort of thing? the "p.diddy" sort of thing? me: i guess so because he apparently is still popular after all this time mom: what do black girls see in him!?!?! dad: i don't know but i like black girls. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they are fucking awesome u better post another one explaining the vday flowers
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/18/07 ''Have you ever kissed a girl?" Sooo irritating and i refuse to give an answer
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Morthoseth 32521 cr points Send Message: M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/18/07 One of my friends has a catchphrase: "Vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry" ...online-catchphrase, of course.
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essentielle_elegance 1028 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / Australia =) Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 4/21/07 everytime i go out my mum tells me not to hold hands with boys or ill get pregnant HAHAHAH =)
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bandnerd1400 859 cr points Send Message: 72 / M / bartow Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/10/07 yal now that sayin' "my brother of another mother of another color " well my dad says it like" my brother of another color of another mother"
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Yifei_lim91 4926 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Taking over the w... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/12/07 Well........one thing is.... my mother said sumthing really weird...... she said i shud get married no matter what( after i graduate... not now!!).... and I was like....no way! Cuz i wanted to be a nun.. but she kept telling me the consequences of being a nun... and it made it waver my descision to become a nun... it still feels weird to me... very weird!!
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tanyuj 32869 cr points Send Message: 22 / london Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/12/07 they dont call me by my name....they call me the combination of all my other sibling's names...lol..
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c2bak 24367 cr points Send Message: F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/12/07 Drinking Water: heals you when your sick [all the time] helps you lose weight. helps you grow. T_T
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cajunx 135 cr points Send Message: 34 / M / SIngapore Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/14/07 when my dad is drunk he always yell at us"you are not my kids"
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jooleicow 174 cr points Send Message: F / Oakland Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/14/07 yesterday my mom said you better go to school and get a good grade. go to college and in the future you will have a good looking husband and also you will have lots of money. but if you don't go to school no mroe..you will have no boy, like they said "no money no honey" lols i cracked up like butt because i can't believe my mom would actually say that. hahaz
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pupky 320 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/14/07 lol true ~ parents just got twisted logic
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onezub 2476 cr points Send Message: 26 / M / lost Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/14/07 The worst one i got was, "I'm gonna take you to the psychiatrist, You need help" i was only 10. Still don't know WTF it was all about!
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