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Weird things your parents, friends or family say
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Posted 4/17/07
why cant an airplane stop in midair
i asked tat when i was 14 wakaka
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Posted 4/17/07
(playing p.diddy & christina aguilera's song on radio)

mom: is that puff daddy there?
me: yeah
mom: i thought he stopped singing or got less famous
me: eh, somewhat... he's just there...
mom: i don't think he's good or good looking... why is he still in the business?
me: i have no idea.. but i think he's ugly
mom: do black girls like that sort of thing? the "p.diddy" sort of thing?
me: i guess so because he apparently is still popular after all this time
mom: what do black girls see in him!?!?!
dad: i don't know but i like black girls.
Posted 4/18/07
my rent's r like"u should be happy some ppl don't get wut u hab and ur still complainin"

or

"be more responsible"
Posted 4/18/07

slowdanse wrote:

(playing p.diddy & christina aguilera's song on radio)

mom: is that puff daddy there?
me: yeah
mom: i thought he stopped singing or got less famous
me: eh, somewhat... he's just there...
mom: i don't think he's good or good looking... why is he still in the business?
me: i have no idea.. but i think he's ugly
mom: do black girls like that sort of thing? the "p.diddy" sort of thing?
me: i guess so because he apparently is still popular after all this time
mom: what do black girls see in him!?!?!
dad: i don't know but i like black girls.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they are fucking awesome
u better post another one explaining the vday flowers
Posted 4/18/07
''Have you ever kissed a girl?"
Sooo irritating and i refuse to give an answer
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One of my friends has a catchphrase:

"Vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry"

...online-catchphrase, of course.
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25 / F / Australia =)
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Posted 4/21/07
everytime i go out my mum tells me not to hold hands with boys or ill get pregnant HAHAHAH =)
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74 / M / bartow
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Posted 5/10/07
yal now that sayin' "my brother of another mother of another color " well my
dad says it like" my brother of another color of another mother"
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Well........one thing is.... my mother said sumthing really weird...... she said i shud get married no matter what( after i graduate... not now!!).... and I was like....no way! Cuz i wanted to be a nun.. but she kept telling me the consequences of being a nun... and it made it waver my descision to become a nun... it still feels weird to me... very weird!!
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23 / london
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Posted 5/12/07
they dont call me by my name....they call me the combination of all my other sibling's names...lol..
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Posted 5/12/07
Drinking Water: heals you when your sick [all the time] helps you lose weight. helps you grow. T_T
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36 / M / SIngapore
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Posted 5/14/07
when my dad is drunk he always yell at us"you are not my kids"
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F / Oakland
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Posted 5/14/07
yesterday my mom said you better go to school and get a good grade. go to college and in the future you will have a good looking husband and also you will have lots of money. but if you don't go to school no mroe..you will have no boy, like they said "no money no honey" lols i cracked up like butt because i can't believe my mom would actually say that. hahaz
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Posted 5/14/07
lol true ~ parents just got twisted logic
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27 / M / lost
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Posted 5/14/07
The worst one i got was, "I'm gonna take you to the psychiatrist, You need help" i was only 10. Still don't know WTF it was all about!
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