Weird things your parents, friends or family say

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redqueens 9429 cr points Send Message: 24 / F / Singapore Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 My dad: I'm hungry My Mom: GRRRR My Bro: Sex... Me: ...........
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amysophamish 22690 cr points Send Message: ♥♥BanG...!!! Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 i don't want to be friends with you anymore because you're too nice
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manzi 11325 cr points Send Message: 28 / M / Iloilo City, PH Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 dad when i was 17: what you depressed...? if you're going to commit suicide don't do it here, do it someplace else where nobody knows we're related* dad giving dating tips to my younger cousin: sincerely tell her that despite the numerous hotties at school she's the only one you jack off to... dad getting mad at me: i'm gonna hang you upside down the mango tree and beat you with a stick... grandfather chatting with me: in the future my boy... taxis will be replaced by helicopters...!
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 My mom when I ask if I can get a boyfriend- "NO BOYFRIENDS UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED!" Friend when I'm sad- " I'll pretend to care.....3 second later* Happy?"* My Math teacher- (6th grade) "I've known bread smarter than you."
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nycthora 1595 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / Wear you want to be Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 this guy who sits on the other side of class and me start a random confersation about bacon.
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JusticexFreedom 46638 cr points Send Message: 20 / F / • ♥ Varia Headqua... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 father-You have different blood group!! you are not one of us...
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Akaame 430 cr points Send Message: 25 / F / Varies from time... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/15/07 My grand mother (now passed) was sitting at the table with us and we were talking about how america wants what we have and some of our people want what they have when,out of the blue she says: i like toes in a bucket of grape ramen curry! we all BURST out laughing! when i asked my boyfriend if he ever wanted to get married he replied: A commetment? I don't have a problem with commetment ive been married 3 times! I then found out that he was 38.......
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VermilionRain 1463 cr points Send Message: Mersin Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/18/07 "If ur tired you can sleep "... lol the best thing you can tell an Insomnian!! - My Dad Calls me a slavedriver or controllfreak. - My Brother calls me a Blind Ferret - when ppl are like OMG ur like Itachi! (I mean thx for the compliment, he's a sexy Fictional Character but in the long run it annoys me)
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chocofluffywhip 2986 cr points Send Message: 23 / F / Soon to be SCAD Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/18/07 "I'm tired of you using church for sexual advances." ^best dad quote ever.
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LoreXXShortii 1091 cr points Send Message: 22 Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/18/07 haha Weirdest thing I've ever seen anyone I know do: My mathematics teacher, who's 50, and she's a giant, dancing in front of the class right in the middle of a lesson and belting out "I am Woman" by Helen Reddy at the top of her lungs. For those who don't know what that song is, it's sort of an anthem for feminists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPDcMyPlFvw
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gino_1493 6497 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Chicago Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/18/07, edited 4/13/08 Marilori wrote: Umm I would write what my mom says a lot but it's not PG-13 lol My dad says "Thank you much" whenever I do a favor for him....I told him that it was "Thank you very much" But he says that it's the short way of saying it. I'm still confused till this day, but I have heard a lot of other people saying it on the streets...it's quite scary. the my dad part: yes this is true my dad does the same thing..... its weird
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/18/07, edited 4/13/08 cococrazyezzy20 wrote: My mom:You're the devil's daughter! Me:Then you must be the devil then...... My mom:slap if I did that with my mom she'd kick my butt...
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angelmakr9 27980 cr points Send Message: F / The wonderful wor... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/21/07, edited 4/13/08 we used to live in Idaho and there are a lot of earwigs and whenever my mom saw one she would say, "die you little bastard!"
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Kenshin1986 7886 cr points Send Message: 27 / M / Melbourne Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 5/21/07, edited 4/13/08 they try mixing japanese with english.
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