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Weird things your parents, friends or family say
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24 / M / My own personal D...
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Posted 5/21/07 , edited 4/13/08
wierdest phrase i've ever heard myself was when i was phoning home and my sister answered saying: "Get of the phone, nobody home, leave me alone" and hung up, had me standing like and idiot for 10 minutes due to sudden brainfreeze.....
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Posted 10/19/07 , edited 4/13/08

My mom calls me up(because she needed something) and asks how I was doing I tell her i haven't been sleeping good at all and I've only been getting about 4hrs of sleep a night.

Mom"you need to have more sex"
ME "kind of hard with my girl friend in Thailand"
mom"thats what your hands for"

My mom is driving down the road and my sister tells her i think I'm going to wait until i get marred to have sex for the first time. My mom slams on the brakes almost cosing an accident and yells.

Mom"no you will not you will have sex with at least two different guys before you get married that way you know the different between bad and better sex."

Just so everyone knows my mom is a high school English teacher so it's not like it's an exotic job but it makes me wounder what the hell she tells her students.

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Posted 10/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
Me: Watching an eppy of Dancing with the stars.
Mom enters room.
Mom: My God, what are they showing in the TV these days, Vagina's dancing on air! What next?
Me: 0.o

*secretly hoping she'd see a dancing penis on air*
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20 / F / *Twitch* Why do p...
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Posted 10/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
My mom always says: "I was born in a family of 7 in Cambodia. My family was so poor, I only got one dollar every year! And each time, I would save that dollar! Be lucky you even get money! "
My Dad would say: "Just ignore your mom. I think she didn't take her coffee today... "
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Posted 10/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
(mum gets home after work...and opens door and enters house)

mum: why dont you open the kitchen's windows when you get home..?
me: what...?.....but i did...=.=..
mum: oooh...ofcourse you did... :D

(next day at the same time...mum opens door and enters house)

mum: why is it so hot.. ITS COZ DIDN'T YOU OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW...:@
me: huh..?.....ITS OPEN..=.=...
mum: yeah...I'm just saying that coz you usually dont open them..:D
me: I opened it yesterday...=.='
mum: Yesterday doesn't count...:P

Parents = assumptions + stubborness
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Posted 10/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
When I tell my lil brother to stop doing something he always says "Are you me? Are you me?"

My parents always talks about 'other ppl'. "Look at them. They're only 'this' {...} years old and they can do this" "Look at that girl. She gets full mark in all her tests." and then they say "Look at you. All you do is sit here on the computer and chat, read useless books and write junk." Gets to me sometimes. I'm my own person ppl. EVERYONE is different!!!!!!!

~Besides, I get good grades!! So there!
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Posted 10/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
Do better, when I got almost straight A s. You have smart parents, good genes blah blah....
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19 / F / ...Boredom Centra...
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When I tell my lil brother to stop doing something he always says "Are you me? Are you me?"

My parents always talks about 'other ppl'. "Look at them. They're only 'this' {...} years old and they can do this" "Look at that girl. She gets full mark in all her tests." and then they say "Look at you. All you do is sit here on the computer and chat, read useless books and write junk." Gets to me sometimes. I'm my own person ppl. EVERYONE is different!!!!!!!

~Besides, I get good grades!! So there!
Posted 10/20/07 , edited 4/13/08
"When you get older, you will believe in God and then you will remember me." Don't ask.
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24 / F / In a Quasar...O.o
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Posted 10/25/07 , edited 4/13/08
When my friend was playing Halo, he killed this guy with a sword and just before the guy died, he said "Oh Balls" and now thats what we say all the time. I think it's pretty funny...
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I get woken up by my brother in the middle of the night and he constantly starts to whisper "Michael, I can make you see again", "I can make you see again Michael". He then turns the light on and proceeds to continue with those words.

I wasn't scared or shocked at all, I just had a 'WTF' face the whole time. It was rather annoying he kept on saying it over and over again, so I said "Leon! Shut up and just go to sleep for goodness sake! It must have been a bloody dream". We both fell soundlessly asleep.

The next few days I started to ponder on what the heck had happened that night, so I confronted him. He was having one of his weird sleep paralysis phases. He told me that he woke up to see a girl wearing a simple white dress with her hair, simple and long. Apparently she had tapped him on his arm and said "I can make you see again" and then walked over to me and tapped me and said the same. She then stood back against the wall and disappeared.

That was why he whispered to me "I can make you see again" because he thought that I had experienced what he had. I don't really know whether that there was a girl and what he said was real. If it did actually happen then i'm quite freaked out. But, nah. It's too far fetched to have actually happened. We laugh about it a lot though, it was so weird.
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Posted 10/15/12
One phrase me and my friends say is "hooyeah i poop from there!" because a couple of years back we had this party and one of our friends did the sexy time with some chick and we could hear them since the walls where paper thin and we hear the girl say "hoooyeah i poop from there!" and we always say that and we scream it too if we are really drunk just to tease our friend
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18 / F / Konoha
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Posted 10/15/12

wrote:

parents = "your under peer pressure"
a friend = "you LOVE (insert anime here)??!! Im so embarressed(sp?)!!
brothers = "gaara/sasuke/itachi/sasori/deidara is GAY!!"

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Oh my god! My brothers always say that to me too! They're like "Naruto and Sasuke are gay for each other." I always deny it though.
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