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Weird things your parents, friends or family say
Posted 10/16/12 , edited 10/16/12
im the one that says the weird stuff >_>
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Posted 10/29/12 , edited 10/30/12
My friend AJ calls everyone a donkey ... example: "What are you doing you donkey?!?"
My friend Joy say "Mutta Pecker!!" just like outta nowhere....
I got weird friends...
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26 / F / Earth
Posted 10/31/12 , edited 11/1/12
My dad always tells me
I didn't no they stacked sh*t that high
LOL I'm only 5'7 if I'm lucky
Posted 12/28/12 , edited 12/29/12
My Crazy Aunt always ask me about my sex life..
"So tell me ur bizz of the jizz" ....lmfao
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Posted 12/29/12 , edited 12/29/12
my mom always says...

"if your hands were detachable, you'd have lost them a along time ago..."
Posted 12/29/12 , edited 12/29/12
For some weird reason people on my mother's side of the family will go into a room and says, "huele a culo"
Which means "smells like ass"
I always ask myself, how do they know what ass smells like? Do they put their faces in people's butts or something? o.o
Posted 12/30/12 , edited 12/30/12
Being from a hispanic family everyone uses the word way for everything ex:ayy way! Shut up way!! Damn way!!! You're funny way!! It means cow but they use it as dude lol
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20 / M / Canada
Posted 1/3/13 , edited 1/4/13
My dad is a pervert. When I was 11, he told me that my mom sucked his penis and some other stuff not knowing I've already had a sex ed lesson from school. In the end, he tried to make it sound like a joke but I act dumb and forgave him.
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Posted 6/4/13 , edited 6/4/13
Summer forum cleaning! To keep the forums neat and tidy we only keep 6 months worth of threads since its June 4, 2013 [6/4/13] we will keep only keep posts open from January 4, 2013 [1/4/13]. Please feel free to recreate any thread closed, as long as someone else didn't open another similar one before you.
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