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Inmate Falls Through Ceiling Into Texas, Police Office
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Posted 6/25/08 , edited 6/25/08
ALTON, Texas - Authorities say an inmate trying to flee a Texas city jail crashed through the ceiling into a police chief's empty office.

Police say 17-year-old Jesus Albert Suarez Chevez and 22-year-old Roman Orozco Martinez tried to escape through air conditioning ducts of the Alton city jail around 3 a.m., Saturday, but had been spotted by a dispatcher monitoring security video.

One of the inmates fell through the ceiling into the office of Police Chief Baldemar Flores. The second inmate was tring to get into the vent.

Flores said he didn't know which inmate fell through the ceiling, only that the vents were very small.

Chavez and Martinez are charged with burglary of a vehicle, evading arrest, resisting arrest, assault on a public servant and making a terrorist threat. They are now being held in the Hialgo County Jail.

A jail official says no attorneys are listed for the pair.



I would have found it funny if the Police Chief was sitting at his desk when the dipsh*t landed....
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Posted 6/25/08
HAHAH random
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Posted 6/25/08
wow....

woot. texas[;
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Wow.. but weird, haha.
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Guess they had a nice piece of ass waiting for them on the outside since they tried to escape knowing they wouldn't have to serve TOO much time for the crimes they committed.
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I bet it was jesus that fell through the roof as hes not dead
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Posted 6/25/08
I lol'd. What a loser.
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LOL thats so cool.

On topic: That sounds like something that would happen in a comedy movie
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DRO1 wrote:

Guess they had a nice piece of ass waiting for them on the outside since they tried to escape knowing they wouldn't have to serve TOO much time for the crimes they committed.


or wanted to protect their ass and avoid prison... it only takes one shower >.>
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thenatureofthings wrote:


DRO1 wrote:

Guess they had a nice piece of ass waiting for them on the outside since they tried to escape knowing they wouldn't have to serve TOO much time for the crimes they committed.


or wanted to protect their ass and avoid prison... it only takes one shower >.>


i wonder what's the equivalent of dropped soap in female prisons
Posted 6/25/08
Hahaah. Ahh, Texas is crazy.
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h4x0rz wrote:


thenatureofthings wrote:


DRO1 wrote:

Guess they had a nice piece of ass waiting for them on the outside since they tried to escape knowing they wouldn't have to serve TOO much time for the crimes they committed.


or wanted to protect their ass and avoid prison... it only takes one shower >.>


i wonder what's the equivalent of dropped soap in female prisons :D


Gang fingerbangin' maybe. Or mad scissoring.
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DRO1 wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


thenatureofthings wrote:


DRO1 wrote:

Guess they had a nice piece of ass waiting for them on the outside since they tried to escape knowing they wouldn't have to serve TOO much time for the crimes they committed.


or wanted to protect their ass and avoid prison... it only takes one shower >.>


i wonder what's the equivalent of dropped soap in female prisons :D


Gang fingerbangin' maybe. Or mad scissoring.


it doesn't have the same impact as surprise buttsex though.
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h4x0rz wrote:
it doesn't have the same impact as surprise buttsex though.


True. Hm, maybe instead of making prison shanks they make prison strap-ons, out of forks, prison issue clothing and tooth paste.
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