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Spanish parliament to extend rights to apes
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That's nucking futs.

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Cool in a way, but at the same time; completely insane.
Posted 6/25/08

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gosh. if it will attack a small animal why wouldn't it attack her?
common sense would tell you that much.



Oh, she's a big PETA nut. She broke up with me, because I wouldn't convert to vegetarianism.



haha if someone tried to make me choose between meat and them, i'd choose meat



I thought she was joking, well, she wasn't . We were at a restaurant and she told me if I ordered any meat,that we were through. I thought she joking and went ahead and got my usual steak. She stood up, told me to "fuck off" and left me there. I was sitting there, watching people stare, and just waited for my meal.
To this day, I always drive and won't let people drive me.



oh wow. that's just a little psyco.


Yeah, she was psycho. I pity the poor guy who marries her. But thankfully the monkey tore her hands up and that gives her something else to bitch about besides animal rights.


i really can't believe she kept it afterwards.


I know she still has it. Her brother is going out with the sister of my pal's girlfriend. He said his parents won't even visit her, because they're afraid of it going nuts.


haha
what a freak


The absolutely funny part about her family was that her dad was a butcher. I think that explains her "mission".


you've get to be kidding. that's just rich.
does she hate him? lmao


Oh, yeah. She's got some daddy issues. She was dating one of our professors before I hooked up with her. I was the youngest guy she had dated since high school.


Eh?? That's just ridiculous lol


I think it was the professor who gave her the money for the chimp. I know she got into a huge argument with her dad when he refused to loan her the money.


geez. that's a form of prostitution. doesn't she realize that?


I don't think she cared, as long as she got her monkey. You should have seen the professor. He was late 40's and would try to dress hip. He would wear IZOD shirts and flip flops. It was hilarious, she would get so mad when I made fun of him.


probably because she knew he was worthy of being made fun of and didn't want to accept that


All I know is that she had a perfect score in that class all semester long.


haha wow.
that's trashy.


Yeah, it trashy. That's the thing, though. If you saw her, you would think she's this stuck up rich girl. Her parents are super cool though.


haha so why did you date her
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god damn retards and their multi-quoting.

topic : if i see a monkey wildly running up to me one day, im killing it.
Posted 6/25/08

JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:




gosh. if it will attack a small animal why wouldn't it attack her?
common sense would tell you that much.



Oh, she's a big PETA nut. She broke up with me, because I wouldn't convert to vegetarianism.



haha if someone tried to make me choose between meat and them, i'd choose meat



I thought she was joking, well, she wasn't . We were at a restaurant and she told me if I ordered any meat,that we were through. I thought she joking and went ahead and got my usual steak. She stood up, told me to "fuck off" and left me there. I was sitting there, watching people stare, and just waited for my meal.
To this day, I always drive and won't let people drive me.



oh wow. that's just a little psyco.


Yeah, she was psycho. I pity the poor guy who marries her. But thankfully the monkey tore her hands up and that gives her something else to bitch about besides animal rights.


i really can't believe she kept it afterwards.


I know she still has it. Her brother is going out with the sister of my pal's girlfriend. He said his parents won't even visit her, because they're afraid of it going nuts.


haha
what a freak


The absolutely funny part about her family was that her dad was a butcher. I think that explains her "mission".


you've get to be kidding. that's just rich.
does she hate him? lmao


Oh, yeah. She's got some daddy issues. She was dating one of our professors before I hooked up with her. I was the youngest guy she had dated since high school.


Eh?? That's just ridiculous lol


I think it was the professor who gave her the money for the chimp. I know she got into a huge argument with her dad when he refused to loan her the money.


geez. that's a form of prostitution. doesn't she realize that?


I don't think she cared, as long as she got her monkey. You should have seen the professor. He was late 40's and would try to dress hip. He would wear IZOD shirts and flip flops. It was hilarious, she would get so mad when I made fun of him.


probably because she knew he was worthy of being made fun of and didn't want to accept that


All I know is that she had a perfect score in that class all semester long.


haha wow.
that's trashy.


Yeah, it trashy. That's the thing, though. If you saw her, you would think she's this stuck up rich girl. Her parents are super cool though.


haha so why did you date her


She was pretty and she used to make me laugh. The jokes came to end about six months into the relationship. I'm Irish-Italian, we can go our whole lives, knowing something is wrong and won't do anything about it
Posted 6/26/08

vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:




gosh. if it will attack a small animal why wouldn't it attack her?
common sense would tell you that much.



Oh, she's a big PETA nut. She broke up with me, because I wouldn't convert to vegetarianism.



haha if someone tried to make me choose between meat and them, i'd choose meat



I thought she was joking, well, she wasn't . We were at a restaurant and she told me if I ordered any meat,that we were through. I thought she joking and went ahead and got my usual steak. She stood up, told me to "fuck off" and left me there. I was sitting there, watching people stare, and just waited for my meal.
To this day, I always drive and won't let people drive me.



oh wow. that's just a little psyco.


Yeah, she was psycho. I pity the poor guy who marries her. But thankfully the monkey tore her hands up and that gives her something else to bitch about besides animal rights.


i really can't believe she kept it afterwards.


I know she still has it. Her brother is going out with the sister of my pal's girlfriend. He said his parents won't even visit her, because they're afraid of it going nuts.


haha
what a freak


The absolutely funny part about her family was that her dad was a butcher. I think that explains her "mission".


you've get to be kidding. that's just rich.
does she hate him? lmao


Oh, yeah. She's got some daddy issues. She was dating one of our professors before I hooked up with her. I was the youngest guy she had dated since high school.


Eh?? That's just ridiculous lol


I think it was the professor who gave her the money for the chimp. I know she got into a huge argument with her dad when he refused to loan her the money.


geez. that's a form of prostitution. doesn't she realize that?


I don't think she cared, as long as she got her monkey. You should have seen the professor. He was late 40's and would try to dress hip. He would wear IZOD shirts and flip flops. It was hilarious, she would get so mad when I made fun of him.


probably because she knew he was worthy of being made fun of and didn't want to accept that


All I know is that she had a perfect score in that class all semester long.


haha wow.
that's trashy.


Yeah, it trashy. That's the thing, though. If you saw her, you would think she's this stuck up rich girl. Her parents are super cool though.


haha so why did you date her


She was pretty and she used to make me laugh. The jokes came to end about six months into the relationship. I'm Irish-Italian, we can go our whole lives, knowing something is wrong and won't do anything about it


it's hard to imagine the person we've been talking about as funny lol
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Posted 6/26/08

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I hate monkeys. They're creepy little bastards. You can lock all of them in cages , as far as I'm concerned.


god. thank you. everyone thinks i'm so weird for hating monkeys. i can't freaking stand them


I was bit by one in fourth grade. I'm not going to lie, I hate all monkeys since then.


once i was at the zoo and one crapped in it's hand then ate it. they disgust me


Yeah, they are dirty. I think that's part of my hatred for them. I'm germaphobic and watching something crap and then try to eat it.... It's just too much.


i know. seeing all the praise they get makes me sick lol. theyre freaking everywhere.


I especially hate it when they refer to them as our genetic cousins. A damn dolphin is closer to us , at a genetic level, than a monkey. They don't call dolphins are "family". They're cooler than monkeys.


haha i know that bugs me too


What about those freaks that keep baby chimps as pets?


ewwww
god what the hell is wrong with people?


An ex-girlfriend of mine had one. It went nuts on her and she had to go to the hospital. She got 35 stitches and she still kept it. Thankfully , she had already broken up with me before it happened.



hey where did she buy it and how much did it cost her i want a monkey for a pet xD

i didnt even know it was legal to own one
Posted 6/26/08




hey where did she buy it and how much did it cost her i want a monkey for a pet xD

i didnt even know it was legal to own one


I don't know how much she paid for it. She broke up with me before she got it.
Posted 6/26/08
i dunno why but for some reason i find chimps,apes and monkeys ugly and feel like kicking it in the mouth every time i see one
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Posted 6/26/08

vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


JulieDavon wrote:


vittoriano wrote:

I hate monkeys. They're creepy little bastards. You can lock all of them in cages , as far as I'm concerned.


god. thank you. everyone thinks i'm so weird for hating monkeys. i can't freaking stand them


I was bit by one in fourth grade. I'm not going to lie, I hate all monkeys since then.


once i was at the zoo and one crapped in it's hand then ate it. they disgust me


Yeah, they are dirty. I think that's part of my hatred for them. I'm germaphobic and watching something crap and then try to eat it.... It's just too much.


i know. seeing all the praise they get makes me sick lol. theyre freaking everywhere.


I especially hate it when they refer to them as our genetic cousins. A damn dolphin is closer to us , at a genetic level, than a monkey. They don't call dolphins are "family". They're cooler than monkeys.


haha i know that bugs me too


What about those freaks that keep baby chimps as pets?


Michael Jackson?
Posted 6/26/08
damn i want to reach through my computer screen and slap those two for those massive pyramind quotes
there's an edit button for a reason try using it !
back on topic pretty pointless law don't you think
Posted 6/26/08



Michael Jackson?


Haha. Trust me, she was no Mikey Jackson.
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Michael Jackson?


Haha. Trust me, she was no Mikey Jackson.


No, Michael Jackson had a pet chimp named Bubbles. If you remember the Moonwalker video game,he made a guest appearance.
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Michael Jackson?


Haha. Trust me, she was no Mikey Jackson.


No, Michael Jackson had a pet chimp named Bubbles. If you remember the Moonwalker video game,he made a guest appearance.


No, I knew about Bubbles. Is Jackson still big in your country?
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vittoriano wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


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Michael Jackson?


Haha. Trust me, she was no Mikey Jackson.


No, Michael Jackson had a pet chimp named Bubbles. If you remember the Moonwalker video game,he made a guest appearance.


No, I knew about Bubbles. Is Jackson still big in your country?


Oh,hell no. I saw him in the Grand Hyatt at a school trip to a technology exhibition. He looked as creepy as fuck, so I went outside.
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Posted 6/26/08

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I hate monkeys. They're creepy little bastards. You can lock all of them in cages , as far as I'm concerned.


Agreed, have always hated damn dirty apes.

I wonder if by extending rights to these monkeys they are also granted the ability to marry? I bet some Spainard with the crazy conquistador beard is salivating at the idea of monkey sex right now.
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