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Spanish parliament to extend rights to apes
Posted 6/26/08 , edited 6/26/08

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vittoriano wrote:

I hate monkeys. They're creepy little bastards. You can lock all of them in cages , as far as I'm concerned.


Agreed, have always hated damn dirty apes.

I wonder if by extending rights to these monkeys they are also granted the ability to marry? I bet some Spainard with the crazy conquistador beard is salivating at the idea of monkey sex right now.


mikey jackson and bubbles would be right there with him
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vittoriano wrote:
mikey jackson and bubbles would be right there with him


Furry Fetish fags can move to Spain too.
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No, I knew about Bubbles. Is Jackson still big in your country?



Oh,hell no. I saw him in the Grand Hyatt at a school trip to a technology exhibition. He looked as creepy as fuck, so I went outside.


Did ask you if you wanted to Moonwalk with him and Macually culkin
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vittoriano wrote:
mikey jackson and bubbles would be right there with him


Furry Fetish fags can move to Spain too.


Furries are funny. I went to Las Vegas ,two years ago, and the Furries were having a convention at the Casino , I was staying at.
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Charlton Heston died too young. . .

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Did ask you if you wanted to Moonwalk with him and Macually culkin


No, I rushed out because he was a surprise guest. It was a few days after after his his hiding in a women's restroom controversy.


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Furries are funny. I went to Las Vegas ,two years ago, and the Furries were having a convention at the Casino , I was staying at.




You didn't leave your pets lying unattended, did you?
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vittoriano wrote:
Did ask you if you wanted to Moonwalk with him and Macually culkin


No, I rushed out because he was a surprise guest. It was a few days after after his his hiding in a women's restroom controversy.


vittoriano wrote:
Furries are funny. I went to Las Vegas ,two years ago, and the Furries were having a convention at the Casino , I was staying at.




You didn't leave your pets lying unattended, did you?


No, I left my dog at home. The only bitch I had with me was my ex-girlfriend.
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Charlton Heston died too young. . .



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No, I left my dog at home. The only bitch I had with me was my ex-girlfriend.


rofl.
Do apes get the right to vote now? If they do, that will be awesome.
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No, I left my dog at home. The only bitch I had with me was my ex-girlfriend.


rofl.
Do apes get the right to vote now? If they do, that will be awesome.


I'm a libertarian. I think an ape could do just as shitty at voting as the democrats and republicans.
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I'm a libertarian. I think an ape could do just as shitty at voting as the democrats and republicans.


Apes can't do worse than getting General Franco to power
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vittoriano wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


vittoriano wrote:
No, I left my dog at home. The only bitch I had with me was my ex-girlfriend.


rofl.
Do apes get the right to vote now? If they do, that will be awesome.


I'm a libertarian. I think an ape could do just as shitty at voting as the democrats and republicans.


More importantly, could they run for office? That would be a massive insult to have a monkey elected instead of you.
Posted 6/26/08

SortedeVaras wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


vittoriano wrote:
No, I left my dog at home. The only bitch I had with me was my ex-girlfriend.


rofl.
Do apes get the right to vote now? If they do, that will be awesome.


I'm a libertarian. I think an ape could do just as shitty at voting as the democrats and republicans.


More importantly, could they run for office? That would be a massive insult to have a monkey elected instead of you.


No shit. imagine the ballots at the election....choose between obama, mccain or curious george
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vittoriano wrote:
I'm a libertarian. I think an ape could do just as shitty at voting as the democrats and republicans.


Apes can't do worse than getting General Franco to power


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vittoriano wrote:


SortedeVaras wrote:


vittoriano wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


vittoriano wrote:
No, I left my dog at home. The only bitch I had with me was my ex-girlfriend.


rofl.
Do apes get the right to vote now? If they do, that will be awesome.


I'm a libertarian. I think an ape could do just as shitty at voting as the democrats and republicans.


More importantly, could they run for office? That would be a massive insult to have a monkey elected instead of you.


No shit. imagine the ballots at the election....choose between obama, mccain or curious george


it'll be fun watching the debates. If he gets cranky, he'll just throw a handful of shit on his worthy adversary's face.
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