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and therefore i start.....

well i stood one day in a room ive never been in before.....
it was a big room..... and yet there was no one here.....
except me..... and i thought it strange that i was the only one here.....
so i began walking around the room..... looking under the furniture.....
even under the plants..... but nothing..... but then i finally saw someone.....
so i went over to him and he went over to me..... i started talking to him.....
i hoped for a small talk..... and an explanation on why there werent anyone around.....
but he never answered back..... i stood looking at him for around 20 min.....
but no answer..... so i decided to look around some more.....
but everytime i looked back at him he was looking ryt at me.....
and it eventually made me mad..... so i went over to him and asked what his problem where.....
he didnt reply..... which made me even more angry..... i decided to call him names then.....
he didnt reply..... then how about threatning him i thought.....
once again he didnt reply..... so i got really angry at him.....
he just stood there..... looking like a fool..... and like he was making fun of me.....
so i turned my fist against him and hit him ryt in the head..... or so i thought.....
he cracked..... and splints of glass flew around everywhere.....
and as i fell down i noticed a big sign on the desk.....
"at lunch".....


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thats really long i dont feel like reading that much lol
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WHHUUUUEEEEEEEE..... but why not..... then write something urself so i can read something just came up with.....


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hehe i dont know what you mean
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random stories..... just write a story u just came up with.....


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once there was a mango
sitting in the middle of a desert
i was starving, so i walked toward the mango
i got closer and closer and closer
until i was right in front of it.
i reached out for it, but very slowly to add tension- you know, like the movies
and as i was about to grab it.................. A TSUNAMI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND WASHES IT AWAY!!!
so i chased it, like any intelligent man would
but after about 1 or 2 seconds, i grew tired and fell asleep
when i woke up,the first thing i saw was....................... a TRYANNASAURAS REX!!
and again, like any intelligent man................. i punched it in the nose.
now i was confident that it would run away scared, buuuuuuuut......................... instead it bit of my right hand!
with blood gushing out of my wrist, i tried laughing it off, trying to be the tough guy.
that is until i saw, the run-away mango!
seeing the mango triggered something inside of me, something powerful!
this power was the strongest i have ever seen! this power was the awesomest i've ever seen!
this power was the power to become invisible!
so in my invisible state, i tried to sneak past the t-rex, but amazingly, HE SAW ME!
i was shocked! but then i looked down and it seemed................ THE POWER ONLY MADE MY CLOTHES INVISIBLE!
but, for the first time, i felt free! so i started dancing! forgetting about the mango!
then i heard a crack, then all i could of was
THE END!
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lol nice stories ^_^
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oh ok...its not really a story but a really long joke..........ok so there was this little boy who was just dragging a dead frog around and so this little boy goes into a whore house and says to a lady at the counter"i need you nastyest STD's full of skank you have"and the lady at the counter said"your only like ten what do you want that for?"and the little boy says"dont ask ill tell you later"so the lady says"ok anne is pretty bad"and so the little boy takes anne and about 20 minutes later comes back and the lady at the counter says"now what did you want her for?"and the little boy says"well you see this frog is now full of STD's because she didnt sleep with me she slept with the frog......so i have a baby sitter who just loves me and thinks im cute and loves to bang me and what she doesnt know is that she wont sleep with me shell sleep with the frog.so now she has the STD's and so when my dad drives her home she will bang him and then hell come home and bang my mother and then shell get STD's.and then in the morning my dad will leave for work and then the mail man will come and my mother will sleep with him and then hell get STD's and thats the BASTARD that ran over my frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh ok...its not really a story but a really long joke..........ok so there was this little boy who was just dragging a dead frog around and so this little boy goes into a whore house and says to a lady at the counter"i need you nastyest STD's full of skank you have"and the lady at the counter said"your only like ten what do you want that for?"and the little boy says"dont ask ill tell you later"so the lady says"ok anne is pretty bad"and so the little boy takes anne and about 20 minutes later comes back and the lady at the counter says"now what did you want her for?"and the little boy says"well you see this frog is now full of STD's because she didnt sleep with me she slept with the frog......so i have a baby sitter who just loves me and thinks im cute and loves to bang me and what she doesnt know is that she wont sleep with me shell sleep with the frog.so now she has the STD's and so when my dad drives her home she will bang him and then hell come home and bang my mother and then shell get STD's.and then in the morning my dad will leave for work and then the mail man will come and my mother will sleep with him and then hell get STD's and thats the BASTARD that ran over my frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WHOOOO ur already boring me..... and i havent even read the first 5 words yet.....


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oh you bastard its funny just read it i read yours dont make me give you the puppy dog face......cause i willl oh yes i will
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oh you bastard its funny just read it i read yours dont make me give you the puppy dog face......cause i willl oh yes i will



SYCKED..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......


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*puppy dog face*why are you so mean just read it.....
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pinkpony442 wrote:

*puppy dog face*why are you so mean just read it.....



DMNT..... I..... CANT..... RESIST...... THE..... newspaper..... its so fancy.....


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fine thn be that way*sticks out tongue......near tears
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fine thn be that way*sticks out tongue......near tears


okay srry..... i already read it..... just dont cry.....


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