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whats good about heaven?
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seriously all the bible said is if you believe in god you will live in heaven when you die and be "happy everafter". Well that might be a good answer for simpletons but lets look at heaven in a realistic way. Since heaven is perfect, then there probably won't be movies, games, anything "fun" since these distracts you from god and is "sinful". cussing is sin, sexual humor is sin, violence is sin, vulgor words is sin. so you can be sure you will be restricted in activities. I enivison heaven to be more like catholic school, with strict catholic nuns and all you do everyday is pray and worship God 24/7 forever.
Well lets look at hell- it will be eternal suffering. however what will go to hell? games, internet, movies, (you bet crunchyrol will be in hell because it doesn't support God) and most important of all freedom. Sure you might suffer, but at least you got freedom and isn't America all about freedom? freedom to act, think, speak. In heaven you will lose fredom, only to be told by the almighty waht is right and wrong and you have to worry about behaving well or you might be kicked to hell by God for whatever unsinful acts like the devil.
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ummmm...there is free hookers in heaven?
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KinkyHamster wrote:

ummmm...there is free hookers in heaven?

hookers will be in hell along with pretty much everything that's created by science.

Posted 7/1/08

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KinkyHamster wrote:

ummmm...there is free hookers in heaven?

hookers will be in hell along with pretty much everything that's created by science.


so so will you? your made of sperm and egg >.>
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I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.
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Posted 7/1/08 , edited 7/1/08
i've been to 'heaven' before...on a Boeing 747! hahaha!
Hell sounds so much more fun!
I'm not religious btw
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anvoice wrote:

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.
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good quote
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Posted 7/1/08 , edited 7/1/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


jaychaulive wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

ummmm...there is free hookers in heaven?

hookers will be in hell along with pretty much everything that's created by science.


so so will you? your made of sperm and egg >.>

ofcourse I'm going hell if there really is a "hell"

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Everybody is going straight to Hell. No one is safe. You don't pass Go. You don't collect $200 dollars.
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ofcourse I'm going hell if there really is a "hell"



ur already in 'hell' - aka Earth
Posted 7/1/08
so hell which may exist will probably have all the fun stuff? and heaven which may exist will be like living in a jail cell?
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hmm...well I heard that when you die, 2 doors will be shown before you 1 of them shows you the things of earthly desires the other i forgot hee, but if you pick the door with the earthly desires you will see that its just an illusion and fall down in hell for eternal suffering, and no there is no freedom in hell, they say that hell is the lake of fire and all non believers go there bunch up, but the truth is...you'll be alone. hmm I imagine hell from what iv'e heard from sunday schools every sunday (I'm baptist) is like drowning but not in water from fire hotter than magma...and its endless..even though gazzilion of people are in hell you'll still be alone.
and the thing about going to heaven and hell, you dont go to hell just because your a sinner, you go to hell if your not saved and dont believe in GOD. good deeds is like a dirty rag next to God.
This is a list of things that won't get you to heaven:
Being nice
doing good deeds
give offerings
being a member of the church
attending church
anything except the only way

Okay this is the only way to get to heaven,

Be saved
Believe in Jesus as your savior

okay about the appearance of heaven, the ground is made of gold, your home depends on how you lived your life on earth
and the spirits living in heaven will be influenced by God and so having no evil thoughts, intentions, etc. only the opposite of evil, and its going to be like church, you praise God by singing and dancing...also no night time, i think lol oh yeah...I dont think anyone would really read all this but, If you find yourself disagreeing then, try going to church and listen..I'm just 15 and really not that into religion YET i guess...but this is one of the things i know already.
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eternal bliss, divine rest, and $10,000 cash
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Yeah heaven sucks major, thats why I'm living specifically so that I'll end up in hell.

J/k - I don't believe in the whole heaven/hell bullshit. Hell is a scare tactic used to control people - and heaven is the supposed "reward" they get for letting themselves be controlled.
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hmm...well I heard that when you die, 2 doors will be shown before you 1 of them shows you the things of earthly desires the other i forgot hee, but if you pick the door with the earthly desires you will see that its just an illusion and fall down in hell for eternal suffering, and no there is no freedom in hell, they say that hell is the lake of fire and all non believers go there bunch up, but the truth is...you'll be alone. hmm I imagine hell from what iv'e heard from sunday schools every sunday (I'm baptist) is like drowning but not in water from fire hotter than magma...and its endless..even though gazzilion of people are in hell you'll still be alone.
and the thing about going to heaven and hell, you dont go to hell just because your a sinner, you go to hell if your not saved and dont believe in GOD. good deeds is like a dirty rag next to God.
This is a list of things that won't get you to heaven:
Being nice
doing good deeds
give offerings
being a member of the church
attending church
anything except the only way

Okay this is the only way to get to heaven,

Be saved
Believe in Jesus as your savior

okay about the appearance of heaven, the ground is made of gold, your home depends on how you lived your life on earth
and the spirits living in heaven will be influenced by God and so having no evil thoughts, intentions, etc. only the opposite of evil, and its going to be like church, you praise God by singing and dancing...also no night time, i think lol oh yeah...I dont think anyone would really read all this but, If you find yourself disagreeing then, try going to church and listen..I'm just 15 and really not that into religion YET i guess...but this is one of the things i know already.


well yeah. i hate the whole heaven/hell idea. my gf is wiccan and i dont really have a religion but i beleive something is out there.
how can you actually beleive anysacred text when theyre all written by humans?
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