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Post Reply The REAL defintion of ZOMG
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Posted 11/20/07
LOL nice one.. :DDDD U PWN (:
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thats awesome...how about if your running and get punched in the face ZOMG!!
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Seeing a humpback whale flapping on the street. Thats ZOMG.
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Posted 11/20/07
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ZOMG ^^
i say it to much at school hehee ^^
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Posted 11/21/07
Hah i guess there is no true meaning for ZOMG.. Its just a natural phenomenon
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i thought it was something that arose on MIRC a few years back. It happened as a typo when people tried to put OMG and hit caps lock cos it's near z and ended up putting ZOMG. Perhaps it has now evolved its own meaning (perhaps I should go back to the senior citizens group because I am old enough to remember how ZOMG originated).
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lmao

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The term ZOMG is derived from the common instant messenger (IM) abbreviation "OMG" ("Zeus owned my geodude", or for the conscientious objectors, "oh my gosh"). The first Americans, shortly after the landing at Plymouth Rock in 1620, were suddenly able to practice any religion they saw fit, and therefore began swearing constantly. The need for a quick, trusty IM swear word was soon felt far and wide, and thus was coined "OMG".

Some progressive intellectuals suggest that "ZOMG" has actually strayed from this original meaning, but most of these people were forced to ride around naked on bicycles with no seats until they recanted, so the traditional meaning remains the same. Most people recanted after the invention of the pot-hole by Bill Gates in 1911.

Various theories exist to explain how the letter "Z" became attached to the beginning of "OMG". The general view until 1903 was that it stood for "zerglings". Some people even contend that zoo keepers used it as an acronym for, "Zebras, oh my God!!!" whenever their zebras would do a monthly jailbreak and stampede out of the zoo. Naturally, it was written by hand and passed with notes before the invention of the internet and subsequently instant messengers.

With the invention of the game StarCraft (Blizzard Entertainment) came a new flood of new, overused abbreviations, such as 'gg', 'gl hf', etc. As the development of this game came around the same time that the "Z" began appearing, a correlation was generally assumed. However, in 1903, Chinese political leader and communist visionary Mao Zedong, at the time ten years old, strictly forbade the usage of the "Z", which quelled all discussion of the matter. Eventually, however, Mao got so ugly that he couldn't even look at a computer screen without causing it to shatter, and he was unable to enforce his rigorous policy.

Passion over the subject was inspired again in 1943, when Italian physicist Enrico Fermi published his famous essay "Concerning StarCraft." However, this was also during the time when the .mpeg format for video files was invented, which made downloading porn so easy that it was almost a requirement of all internet users. As StarCraft faded into the background, Fermi's essay aroused almost no public interest, so the origin and meaning of the "Z" remain mysteries to this day. Starcraft is still used to relief work stress to this day.

Nowadays, the "Z" can mean "zaraki", derived from teh 1337 char "zaraki kenpachi". So its best to say "zaraki, oh my god", cos he r teh 1337 like that.....and also so that he wont come at night when u r teh sleepings, and molesterize u with an undead raccoon, like he will really shove it like really, REALLY hard up your anus....like i mean REALLY HARD....like you will be "wtf dude, thats like seriously hard dude, im like not even enjoying this, wtf? u didnt even use lube....thats so unkewl man" and then he stabs you, cos i mean thats just fucking gay. Seriously!!

Some people also say the "Z" came from Zorro's natural enemies, the Nazi Pirates because when he whipped out his metallic light saber, they'd say "ZORRO! OH MY GOD!" Most people stopped referring to Zorro when he became the 119th element (Zorronium). Then he went on to kill himself because he wasn't famous anymore.
Posted 11/21/07
I prefer Zombie, oh my god!
~ Now, you really have to run your ass faraway if someone yell that.
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The term ZOMG is derived from the common instant messenger (IM) abbreviation "OMG" ("Zeus owned my geodude", or for the conscientious objectors, "oh my gosh"). The first Americans, shortly after the landing at Plymouth Rock in 1620, were suddenly able to practice any religion they saw fit, and therefore began swearing constantly. The need for a quick, trusty IM swear word was soon felt far and wide, and thus was coined "OMG".

Some progressive intellectuals suggest that "ZOMG" has actually strayed from this original meaning, but most of these people were forced to ride around naked on bicycles with no seats until they recanted, so the traditional meaning remains the same. Most people recanted after the invention of the pot-hole by Bill Gates in 1911.

Various theories exist to explain how the letter "Z" became attached to the beginning of "OMG". The general view until 1903 was that it stood for "zerglings". Some people even contend that zoo keepers used it as an acronym for, "Zebras, oh my God!!!" whenever their zebras would do a monthly jailbreak and stampede out of the zoo. Naturally, it was written by hand and passed with notes before the invention of the internet and subsequently instant messengers.

With the invention of the game StarCraft (Blizzard Entertainment) came a new flood of new, overused abbreviations, such as 'gg', 'gl hf', etc. As the development of this game came around the same time that the "Z" began appearing, a correlation was generally assumed. However, in 1903, Chinese political leader and communist visionary Mao Zedong, at the time ten years old, strictly forbade the usage of the "Z", which quelled all discussion of the matter. Eventually, however, Mao got so ugly that he couldn't even look at a computer screen without causing it to shatter, and he was unable to enforce his rigorous policy.

Passion over the subject was inspired again in 1943, when Italian physicist Enrico Fermi published his famous essay "Concerning StarCraft." However, this was also during the time when the .mpeg format for video files was invented, which made downloading porn so easy that it was almost a requirement of all internet users. As StarCraft faded into the background, Fermi's essay aroused almost no public interest, so the origin and meaning of the "Z" remain mysteries to this day. Starcraft is still used to relief work stress to this day.

Nowadays, the "Z" can mean "zaraki", derived from teh 1337 char "zaraki kenpachi". So its best to say "zaraki, oh my god", cos he r teh 1337 like that.....and also so that he wont come at night when u r teh sleepings, and molesterize u with an undead raccoon, like he will really shove it like really, REALLY hard up your anus....like i mean REALLY HARD....like you will be "wtf dude, thats like seriously hard dude, im like not even enjoying this, wtf? u didnt even use lube....thats so unkewl man" and then he stabs you, cos i mean thats just fucking gay. Seriously!!

Some people also say the "Z" came from Zorro's natural enemies, the Nazi Pirates because when he whipped out his metallic light saber, they'd say "ZORRO! OH MY GOD!" Most people stopped referring to Zorro when he became the 119th element (Zorronium). Then he went on to kill himself because he wasn't famous anymore.


Whoa Ok ladies and gentleman, here we have the common example of man, when he has too much free time to do and doesnt even bother to masturbate..
lol dude.. seriously, go watch some yuri or porno NAO!~ >.<

hah jkjk nice one anyways.. i guess there really is no true meaning to the Z in ZOMG.. they change to different terms as mankind evolves
Posted 11/21/07
.... yOU NOOB ... it was on wikipedia .... sigh.....
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Posted 11/21/07
Hah c'mon i wad kidding >.< TRALALALA (: nvm u still PWN :DD
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Posted 11/22/07
lol wahdahale actually search for it..
Posted 11/22/07
i am the bringer of truth ^_^ and a good source to get your information from O:o
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Posted 11/23/07
lol, when I think of wikipedia, I think of wahdahale. ZOMG
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