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What was the most stupid thing that you/friend(s) ever did?
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Pooped on the floor at school. I won a $1.05 for that.
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yes it was the wrong dildo for me
haha i dont know, i didnt try it xD... i think imma just give it to someone who someday asks me for a dildo :P. i might as well giveit to someone; it was soo expensive >_>. it would be sad if i just threw it away
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maybe in a couple of years its fitting!
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yes maybe in a couple of years =P if i still have it by then
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dont talk about that here, their are kids here...

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The stupidest thing me and my friends did was a few monthes ago. (Real good. Kinda long)

We were at a mall and we went to the fast food resturant "fat burger". We went and had the trpple king challenge (a 3 pound burger) and we all got free white shirts. Then, we went into the store "hot topic", and we saw this shirt that said "how to make a ninja mask". Since all had white shirts, we followed the instructions and made our kickass ninja maska. Well, as we walked around, we saw that everybody was giving us wierd looks, and some parents were covering their childrens eyes. Well, we then went into a "Barnes and Noble: booksellers" store, and my mexican friend (who looks middle-eastern) said in a very well middle-eastern voice, "Do you have the anarchies cookbook?" (The anarchies cookbook is a book on how to make home-made bombs, weapons, killing devices, etc.)
The people emidently called security. We wondered why they called security, and then we saw a mirroe. We noticed that we looked like terrorists (and you know how people are these days lol). Then, the most hillarious thing happened: Three security guards walked in. one looking like napolean dynamite, one looking like the fattest budha to walk on planet earth, and the other was the biggest lesbian dyke ever. They took us to their "headquarters" and interrogated us. By the end we were still laughing at how retarded they look. When we were exiting, the dyke said, "DONT MAKE ME GET MY GIRLFRIEND: BIG BETTY!" So we left and things were ok for a while.

Then, we had to get money to go see "click" because while at hot topic, one of my friends really wanted a hat there. I bought it for him and we had no money. Whats funny about that, is that he lost the hat when we were in the "headquarters". So, we had an idea. We put our masks back on, and then we started singing arab songs infront of the theater for money. About 10 min. after we started, "the dipshit squad" (as called by my friend) came up, and sure enough, the dyke brough BIG BETTY. We were laughing so hard. She looked like chubaca out of starwars mixed with the fat chick in the beggining of "date movie". So, then the budha man came right in my friends face and said "DO YOU EVENF WANTFA BE HERE?!". I coulden't stop laughing because he had a lazy eye and he coulden't even talk right. Well, I simply said "yes" and he backed off. Napolean said "you guys are like...in SO much trouble..like you didnt even know!" and then mrs. dyke said "team, plan B". They walked up to us, and then they just starred at us. We couldent stop laughing. Well, after a min or so of just us cracking up, my terrorist-looking friend said "well its been nie chatting with you shit-faced fuckers!" He started to walk off, and BIG BETTY grabbed him. He hit her in the boob, and we ran. Never got the cops called on us because they were to stupid to call the real law enforcers. They couldent catch us because they all looked like "the biggest looser" rejects (except for Napolean who looked like a stick).

Best day of my life. We even came back and saw the movie.
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The stupidest thing me and my friends did was a few monthes ago. (Real good. Kinda long)

We were at a mall and we went to the fast food resturant "fat burger". We went and had the trpple king challenge (a 3 pound burger) and we all got free white shirts. Then, we went into the store "hot topic", and we saw this shirt that said "how to make a ninja mask". Since all had white shirts, we followed the instructions and made our kickass ninja maska. Well, as we walked around, we saw that everybody was giving us wierd looks, and some parents were covering their childrens eyes. Well, we then went into a "Barnes and Noble: booksellers" store, and my mexican friend (who looks middle-eastern) said in a very well middle-eastern voice, "Do you have the anarchies cookbook?" (The anarchies cookbook is a book on how to make home-made bombs, weapons, killing devices, etc.)
The people emidently called security. We wondered why they called security, and then we saw a mirroe. We noticed that we looked like terrorists (and you know how people are these days lol). Then, the most hillarious thing happened: Three security guards walked in. one looking like napolean dynamite, one looking like the fattest budha to walk on planet earth, and the other was the biggest lesbian dyke ever. They took us to their "headquarters" and interrogated us. By the end we were still laughing at how retarded they look. When we were exiting, the dyke said, "DONT MAKE ME GET MY GIRLFRIEND: BIG BETTY!" So we left and things were ok for a while.

Then, we had to get money to go see "click" because while at hot topic, one of my friends really wanted a hat there. I bought it for him and we had no money. Whats funny about that, is that he lost the hat when we were in the "headquarters". So, we had an idea. We put our masks back on, and then we started singing arab songs infront of the theater for money. About 10 min. after we started, "the dipshit squad" (as called by my friend) came up, and sure enough, the dyke brough BIG BETTY. We were laughing so hard. She looked like chubaca out of starwars mixed with the fat chick in the beggining of "date movie". So, then the budha man came right in my friends face and said "DO YOU EVENF WANTFA BE HERE?!". I coulden't stop laughing because he had a lazy eye and he coulden't even talk right. Well, I simply said "yes" and he backed off. Napolean said "you guys are like...in SO much trouble..like you didnt even know!" and then mrs. dyke said "team, plan B". They walked up to us, and then they just starred at us. We couldent stop laughing. Well, after a min or so of just us cracking up, my terrorist-looking friend said "well its been nie chatting with you shit-faced fuckers!" He started to walk off, and BIG BETTY grabbed him. He hit her in the boob, and we ran. Never got the cops called on us because they were to stupid to call the real law enforcers. They couldent catch us because they all looked like "the biggest looser" rejects (except for Napolean who looked like a stick).

Best day of my life. We even came back and saw the movie.


hahahahaha!!!! that's a really funny story!!!! I wish I could've been there to see that happen

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some guys pulled down a guy's pants. lol
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AOH wrote:

The stupidest thing me and my friends did was a few monthes ago. (Real good. Kinda long)

We were at a mall and we went to the fast food resturant "fat burger". We went and had the trpple king challenge (a 3 pound burger) and we all got free white shirts. Then, we went into the store "hot topic", and we saw this shirt that said "how to make a ninja mask". Since all had white shirts, we followed the instructions and made our kickass ninja maska. Well, as we walked around, we saw that everybody was giving us wierd looks, and some parents were covering their childrens eyes. Well, we then went into a "Barnes and Noble: booksellers" store, and my mexican friend (who looks middle-eastern) said in a very well middle-eastern voice, "Do you have the anarchies cookbook?" (The anarchies cookbook is a book on how to make home-made bombs, weapons, killing devices, etc.)
The people emidently called security. We wondered why they called security, and then we saw a mirroe. We noticed that we looked like terrorists (and you know how people are these days lol). Then, the most hillarious thing happened: Three security guards walked in. one looking like napolean dynamite, one looking like the fattest budha to walk on planet earth, and the other was the biggest lesbian dyke ever. They took us to their "headquarters" and interrogated us. By the end we were still laughing at how retarded they look. When we were exiting, the dyke said, "DONT MAKE ME GET MY GIRLFRIEND: BIG BETTY!" So we left and things were ok for a while.

Then, we had to get money to go see "click" because while at hot topic, one of my friends really wanted a hat there. I bought it for him and we had no money. Whats funny about that, is that he lost the hat when we were in the "headquarters". So, we had an idea. We put our masks back on, and then we started singing arab songs infront of the theater for money. About 10 min. after we started, "the dipshit squad" (as called by my friend) came up, and sure enough, the dyke brough BIG BETTY. We were laughing so hard. She looked like chubaca out of starwars mixed with the fat chick in the beggining of "date movie". So, then the budha man came right in my friends face and said "DO YOU EVENF WANTFA BE HERE?!". I coulden't stop laughing because he had a lazy eye and he coulden't even talk right. Well, I simply said "yes" and he backed off. Napolean said "you guys are like...in SO much trouble..like you didnt even know!" and then mrs. dyke said "team, plan B". They walked up to us, and then they just starred at us. We couldent stop laughing. Well, after a min or so of just us cracking up, my terrorist-looking friend said "well its been nie chatting with you shit-faced fuckers!" He started to walk off, and BIG BETTY grabbed him. He hit her in the boob, and we ran. Never got the cops called on us because they were to stupid to call the real law enforcers. They couldent catch us because they all looked like "the biggest looser" rejects (except for Napolean who looked like a stick).

Best day of my life. We even came back and saw the movie.


that's awesome. right now all i can think of is jumping to the ground from a 3rd story balcony and saying that 6+5=15 on my last math test

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well...lets see...
5th grade = me and my fwends sit next to each other on the rug(u know? ''read aloud time! come to the rug!" thing) and most of the time we would find staples on the floor. then whenever we stand up or something for a break, me and my fwend would bend the staple to make it straight up and we would stick it in the rug where this guy was sitting. we were hoping it'll poke his butt:D but it never worked...
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talking to this one guy lol he said that i listen to emo music lol then i told him i listen to anything cause i was open to music then he was like oh u look emo i was like wat the fudge then we became friends <---- this was stupid lol now i'm his supposedly emo buddy and he's mine weird i know
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erm me and my mates went jumping in bushes in morrisens car park lol infront of where people eat there breakfast or dinner ( wat ever they eat ) i did a front flip woo and my mate luke fell out of a tree lmao then we got kicked out of the car park which i did'nt think was possible-weird huh
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talking to this one guy lol he said that i listen to emo music lol then i told him i listen to anything cause i was open to music then he was like oh u look emo i was like wat the fudge then we became friends <---- this was stupid lol now i'm his supposedly emo buddy and he's mine weird i know


i dont understand.

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neither did i, i just ignored it
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