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Posted 7/12/08
This is actually a spin-off from the current Japanese movie "10 promises made to my dog".

In spirit of this movie and the current population problem - we can't replace ourselves, let us take a lighter look at this topic. Well kinda "lighter" look ....

These are what I will - hope so :D, made to my girlfriend:

1. will not look at another girl when i am with her

2. make a date to see her parents

3. clear my "yellow" collection

4. say i love you more often

5. say that you are not fat

6. go shopping with you whenever there is a sale

7. no foul words

8. says that my mum cooking is better than yours

9. let your dog sleep with us on the bed

10. go with her to the next Jay Chou concert

so what is yours? dun take this too seriously though ... wait i kenna ban sia
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1. will tell her when i see a chiobu.

2. will have dinner with her parents IF i have the time.

3. don't have to view my collections if she's satisfying my needs.

4. almost never tell her i love you.

5. tell her mirrors don't lie.

6. ask her go shopping with me when i need something.

7. use colourful languages.

8. tell her straight if her cooking sux.

9. the only thing allowed on my bed is her. no pets, nothing else! or maybe another girl if she doesn't mind.

10. ask her to come along for my next ubin cycling trip.
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1. kiss her when she slapped me
2. french kiss her when she punched me
3. tell her that shes smart coz she chose me
4. hug her when she is horny
5. go dutch whenever we are out except for special occasions where she need to treat me lol
6. protect her
7. tells her that she is a boring person if she is
8. never lie to her except the fact that she is not pretty
9. tells her that i'm not the best bf but she is the best gf
10. love her even if she hates me
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Posted 7/12/08

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1. kiss her when she slapped me
2. french kiss her when she punched me
3. tell her that shes smart coz she chose me
4. hug her when she is horny
5. go dutch whenever we are out except for special occasions where she need to treat me lol
6. protect her
7. tells her that she is a boring person if she is
8. never lie to her except the fact that she is not pretty
9. tells her that i'm not the best bf but she is the best gf
10. love her even if she hates me


1. kiss her when she slapped me
2. french kiss her when she punched me

wow .... you are the next romeo in the making .... maybe i should try it the next time
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Posted 7/21/08 , edited 7/22/08
this is what my fren say when i post this question to her ... too bad she is not a cr user yet. Oh by the way my fren is a girl. Since i have see that this topic have yet to be answer by a female, i have ask her for her opinion.

1. i will not drag him to any window shopping

2. i will not bad mouth him in front of my girlfriends

3. i will buy lesser shoes and clothes

4. stop using him to line up for me to buy jay chou tickets

5. go dutch the next time we dine out

6. have more "fun" time

7. watch the next soccer match with him

8. learn how to cook

9. stop changing his clothes without permission

10. not to compare him with my previous boyfriends
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Posted 7/21/08
cool who is your friend? intro her to me leh
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Posted 7/22/08

Santhor wrote:

cool who is your friend? intro her to me leh


haha ... you got no chance liao ... she got bf liao and is getting married end of the year ....

sorry to disappoint you
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Posted 7/23/08
lol..getting married..such a refined lady are getting married is such a waste haiz..
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Posted 7/25/08

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lol..getting married..such a refined lady are getting married is such a waste haiz..


ya lor .... i once court her before but just too bad cannot win her heart ...
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Posted 7/25/08
today is filling in what my fren who is married for 3 years to his wife will say to her ....

1. have more quality time with her

2. share household chours

3. take turns to look after the kids

4. give more spending money

5. watch less soccer

6. watch porn together

7. let the dog sleep with us - why girls like to sleep with their dogs??

8. wash the dishes with her

9. go with her to the supermarket

10. go home to have dinner with her parents more often

phew ... married life is really kinda tough chour.
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Posted 7/25/08
it is a tedious chore to get married especially if you want to be a good husband..maybe i should get married at the age of 30+ then ..should consider it carefully..anyway its so good to be single now..i will cherish every moment and freedom i have
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wow.. haha.. Santhor really next romeo in the making.. well how about you, clemenceko..mine should be next time
Posted 12/31/08
LOL 10 PROMISES. 10 OATHS. 10 SWEARS. ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

1. I promise to think about other guys' hot bodies all the time.
2. I promise to oogle on cute guys no matter where I am.
3. I promise to remind him everyday that he has taste/ class to choose me.
4. I promise to brainwash him till he knows he's ugly and that no other girls will choose him, so he won't cheat on me.
5. I promise to support him since it seems my future is brighter than majority.
6. I promise to point out every flaw of his.
7. I promise to deny all the strengths of his.
8. I promise to him I will not do all of the above mentioned from 1-7.
9. I promise I will do just the opposite.
10. I promise empty promises.
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Posted 12/31/08
why u revive such an old thread? =="
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Posted 12/31/08 , edited 12/31/08

clemenceko wrote:


Santhor wrote:

lol..getting married..such a refined lady are getting married is such a waste haiz..


ya lor .... i once court her before but just too bad cannot win her heart ...


who ask u go dressed like white vader.anyone with a normal mindset wont pick u.

but u do hav the 'FORCE' rite??y didnt u use it to get her???

oh nearly forgot..........'MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!'

edit:cute hello kitty u got there on the vader suit
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