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Posted 1/3/09

prident wrote:


shinn442 wrote:


prident wrote:

It's alright man..how can a girl insist that she's the most beautiful girl in your factual eyes...
Guys can only lie about that.


lols.no i dont lie.i just dont tell the truth


Haha then you're the straightforward and confident type. I like.

But some guys just like to poh their gf/wife once in a while y'know..bahaha


poh is must.lols.thats wat which keep the relationship going
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1.I'll buy you a house if you exist tmr.
2.I'll buy you a car if you exist next week.
3.I'll buy you a piece of jewelry if you exist next month.
4.I'll but you a hand phone if exist next year.
5.I'll buy you an ipod if you exist in two years' time.
6.I'll buy you a year's supply of Pocky biscuit stick if you exist in three years' time.
7.I'll buy you a pack of toilet rolls if you exist in four years' time.
8.I'll buy you a can of insecticide if you exist in five years' time.
9.I'll buy you a magazine if you exist in six years' time.
10.I'll give you a piece of used tissue paper if you exist in seven years' time.


lol... y de things get from bad to worse one... lol...
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Posted 1/4/09

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prident wrote:

1.I'll buy you a house if you exist tmr.
2.I'll buy you a car if you exist next week.
3.I'll buy you a piece of jewelry if you exist next month.
4.I'll but you a hand phone if exist next year.
5.I'll buy you an ipod if you exist in two years' time.
6.I'll buy you a year's supply of Pocky biscuit stick if you exist in three years' time.
7.I'll buy you a pack of toilet rolls if you exist in four years' time.
8.I'll buy you a can of insecticide if you exist in five years' time.
9.I'll buy you a magazine if you exist in six years' time.
10.I'll give you a piece of used tissue paper if you exist in seven years' time.


lol... y de things get from bad to worse one... lol...


'Cause she's taking too long to appear!
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whenever i'm so deeply in love with a girl. And her chio bu friend will appear with her right in front of my eyes like giving me perfect chance for comparison..dots..is it an act of god? lol want to make my pian xin.
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1. I will not make her sad
2. I will make her smile
3. I will help her when she need me
4. I will lend her my masculine shoulders
5. I will breathe and live for her
6. I will make her love me even more
7. I will protect her even if she keep telling me she doesn't need any
8. I will try to act stupid so she think she is more superior
9. I will give her the best
10I will try my best to fufill all that i listed
Posted 1/10/09

kraken_of_the_sea wrote:

1. I will not make her sad
2. I will make her smile
3. I will help her when she need me
4. I will lend her my masculine shoulders
5. I will breathe and live for her
6. I will make her love me even more
7. I will protect her even if she keep telling me she doesn't need any
8. I will try to act stupid so she think she is more superior
9. I will give her the best
10I will try my best to fufill all that i listed


WAH ai seh. same sentiments.
i will do the same thing for him too.
protect as in mentally and not physically-.-
and i will act superior so he will feel inferior, or too superior will find other girls.
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haha you two stead la-.-

1. i will dream of her probably wet dream.

2. i will think of her probably when i'm having a great time in the toilet.

3. I will tell her that shes too good to be true.

4. i will adore her and promise i will look at her more that other girls.

5. i will make time for her.(only if shes worthy)

6. I will massage her when shes on period.

7. I will make her pay for my ex hp bill if shes responsible.

8. i will hold her and try to get fresh with her to keep her horny.

9. i will show her off to my friends and kiss her right at their faces.

10. i promised that i will fuck her when the time is right. (girls tiam tiam but i know they love it)
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haha you two stead la-.-

1. i will dream of her probably wet dream.

2. i will think of her probably when i'm having a great time in the toilet.

3. I will tell her that shes too good to be true.

4. i will adore her and promise i will look at her more that other girls.

5. i will make time for her.(only if shes worthy)

6. I will massage her when shes on period.

7. I will make her pay for my ex hp bill if shes responsible.

8. i will hold her and try to get fresh with her to keep her horny.

9. i will show her off to my friends and kiss her right at their faces.

10. i promised that i will fuck her when the time is right. (girls tiam tiam but i know they love it)


HAHAHAHAHA that's my bro. that's my bro
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1) not make him cry for me.
2) not make him regret anything in life after knowing me.
3) hug him when he's down
4) console him when he's angry
5) gaze at the stars every night
6) cook meals for him
7) do things together. not individual.
8) give him little surprises every now and then.
9) filial to his family as well.
10) oblige when needed.

there's more than that. but for now, i guess, that's about it. haha.
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1) not make him cry for me.
2) not make him regret anything in life after knowing me.
3) hug him when he's down
4) console him when he's angry
5) gaze at the stars every night
6) cook meals for him
7) do things together. not individual.
8) give him little surprises every now and then.
9) filial to his family as well.
10) oblige when needed.

there's more than that. but for now, i guess, that's about it. haha.


lol not attractive. AT ALL.

1. he will be already crying if he is with you.
2. you seriously will be his biggest regrets.
3. bearhug?you probably be suffocating him with ur huge body.
4. console? you can be his punching bag, should be a good one.
5. gazing at the stars with him you meant? he might be blinded by his own tears..
6. you want to poison him so he won't leave you coz you know that will happen thats sooner or later.
7. i think he will hate you for this..
8. better not, you're too big for little surprises..not for the faint hearted.
9. he won't even care as he won't be bringing you home to scare his parents.
10. Do you think you have anything to make him demand from you? oblige haha..so funny and ironic. And so not practical.
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Posted 1/11/09
OMG crazy..what she ever done to you man?
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oh wait did i saw something?

"there's more than that. but for now, i guess, that's about it. haha." from indarkness.

please let your boyfriend die in peace. don't torture him anymore. He already prepare to face hell when he accepted you so don't make him face satan as well..no more plz.

ps: i just empathise ur future-boy friend..seriously knowing one singaporean is going to face his biggest nightmare send chill down my spine.
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Posted 1/11/09
music influence him. plz dun take it to heart indarkness. psps
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i got this in my inbox from a cr member
this is supposed to be indarkness.
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ok everyone just go to indarkness's profile and see a link saying her blog. Shes such an angel. and she ruined my life partially.
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